diz a YEZ
from da BRU 
Zuzana?
Hahaha, can I call her Suzu?
Couldn’t agree more in termz of exprezzing it zo well, haha 
Da BS’ wife is slightly bettah lookin’ than ms. Petrof though.
Well rounded 
AHAHAHAHAH!!!
REZPEC da Mrz BZ
n tru da zcholah opinion of hiz own gensui
i predickt in 5 yrz he vil haff a COMP named aftah himzelf
ahahaha tru.
DA 1st BZ 88COMP FO ANTI-SDz
Firzt round (mandatory performanzez)
MOONRAPE ZON
BACH Prel in C maj
PIMP Campanella
Allotted playing time: 45 minz
Exzezzive muzicality vil be penalized.
This must be a very threatening development for Da SDC - a whole new generation of pianists is now taught to play everything…at half speed or even slower!
Somebody has to stop BZ from spreading these dangerous ideas! 
Rezpek da BZ 
It’z exzeedingly difficult to play with that complete lack of exprezzivity and nuance!
Wut an unmuzical cunt.
True, he deserves a zpecial prize for da most bloodless, unmusical perf. evah of da Chop op 53
Howevah da tempo is fastah than whut I expuct
I’m not brave enough to sample that.
A while back I had the misfortune to catch him playing Standchen in the Liszt transcription and honestly it’s one of the dullest, robotically unmuzical things I’ve heard in my entire life. I would walk out if I attended a performance like that: a travesty of a beautiful piece of work. I could sightread the damn thing better.
AHAHAHAHAH MANNNNNNN da BZcholah
dat OCTO POLO zhowz he iz fo zhor a legit penizt
da unm*zical zound iz a rezult of hiz weird n unnatural approach to 88 playin
dere r certain FURY-facilitatin hand/arm mvmtz dat zhud be inztinctual to every penizt (ZLAP, ZLAM, ZQUEEZE, ZPAZZ etc). da BZcholah appearz to be aware of none of dem
tiz morbidly imprezzive dat u can play da 88 fo diz long n NEVAH uze deze mvmtz
FUCK
ahahahah
c now da zepp PURE-RAPE approach dun look zo bad aftahall
ahahaha REZPEC da BOB m*zical integrity
ahahahah
c now da zepp PURE-RAPE approach dun look zo bad aftahall [/quote
we need to frame him wiz a plate-style sex scandal