da unenlightened often say thingz - dat dey believe haz a negative connotation -
but we SDz think differently, when we hear da wordz ‘too fast’, ‘soundz like a midi’, ‘show-off’ - we believe dis iz positive 
da ultimate compliment may be ‘dat rec soundz massaged’
genius 
haha
when i play mah next concert, ima stand up b4 a slow piece (liek an adagio from teh sonata) and be liek
“in da tru SD style, i will play this slow mofo at 50x da indicated tempo, and i will turn da melody into da oct tech for mo’ fury”
hahahahahaha, PLATINUM RESPEC
k-nar
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hahaha
da ULTIMATE compliment went to da comme recently :
“Poor piano!”
I iz a bit jealous of dis

hahaha da k-nar thought ma rach3 to be sped up. Now dats da king of da compliments! 
hahahahahahahaha, da kmart shorly waz nevah dat stoopid