hahaha I haff ticketz fo da 
concert tonyt he wuz zuppozed to play 
concertoz.
but da hungarian orch cancelled
da whale laz minute prog change: da pimp 12 TEz
he hafn’t played diz prog zince 2002 I expect cg memo lapzez n wikid improz 
haha well even if he forgets tiz rezpecable. Dizrezpec da orch though, dey haff customz problemz o sum sheeyat?
hahahahahah tha wikidnezz of tha WHALE 
i predickt a nu record in tha te10
Shit, I expect a CG bootleg first thing tomorrow 
Hahaha a fuckin’ mart covert sdc vid op?
hahhahah i reckon every tym tha WHALE playz in france he knowz dafuckinmart channel vil haff a nu vid tha next day
ahahaha n i wud lyk to believ he condonez it
hahaha da rob remembah da evelyne berezovsky mail?
“Me and my dad watch your videos alot so keep us entertained!”
haha zadly da 
tried a profound 4 minz+ interpr 
fucking rezpec!
in all seriouznezz you see him so often I wouldn’t be surprized if you addrezz him az Boriz or pozz Mr la Baleine (azzuming da convo in french).
haha legendary.
haha zrzly? rezpec 
i’ve only met him once, but he’s a totally chill guy
ahahahah tru i remembah that clazzic
"Dear dafuckinmart,
Wishing you good tidings and joy this holiday season
-the Whales"
HAHAH FUCK???
Is this an accurate quote?!
Lol, just noticed the insanity of actually saying dear dafuckinmart :')
How was the concert?
FUCK TIZ TRU???
legendary whale… i admit he’s cool guy. I think he has adress in Belgium somewhere, because a pianist friend always visit him to show some transcr. (and who knows what else)
hahaha no tiz not an accurat quote at all 
ahahahaha
HAHAHAH DA ROB
I heard a story he was in London and staying with his nephew at Halls. He had a recital in paris the next day playing the Liszt Sonata but spent the day playing poker with the students. So he practiced all night with a smoke break every half hour.
haha not exactly a ov a 