A broken clock iz correct twice a day
zo, which ztandard rep SDC CLAZZIK do u think IZ actually played too fazt? (too fazt lyk, wud zound bettah at half zpeed, or zum zuch drazdick zheeyat)
da zepp randomly nominate
da ROCK/MENDY mid zummah nite shitzo
i uzed to play diz in a 8 min EPIC INTERP 23/5 ztylee, n to moi it zounded bettah den da ztandard 4min
Schubert D960. Richter’s tempo is the best tempo.
Randomly, I think da
tempo in da BIG MAC sumwhut perfect, most mofos play both his trans n da untouched pimp a bit too fast - n it does not maintain a consistent rhythm
Da Rach Paganini - mofos often start out too fast n den neglect all da “piu mosso” indications.
Liszt Sonata presto octaves that turn into prestissimo, often da buildup is too fast and den da prestissimo is too slow
Many Chop Nocts, esp da E major are played too quickly for my taste. It is marked lento
Da Pimp Weinen Klagen Prelude. Ma version was consistently da slowest in da 2017 n 2019 pimp comp selection. Tru. It should be slow. Da TM is proud of keeping da line going at a slow ass tempo. I want it slower! Hell, one day I will play it in da style of da NAZI
Same goes fo da Pimp Lugubre Gondolas 1 + 2
but I can’t stand his tempo there.
To stay true to da ZPEED DEMON zpirid, can I give an example of the opposite: I think Opus 10/3 of Chopin is played WAY too slowly in general (not talking about da middle part)
da Weinen, Klagen, Sorgen, Zagen
tranzlatez in mah head az
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
da D960 not a SDC clazzik zo i dun noe wut u mofoz iz talkin about
In the spirit of the Wim, all pieces that I cannot play up to speed
ahahaha FUCK, pozz correct
but da ovahall interp wud only make zenze if u den
zepp da middle part
fuckkkkk i haff heard many examplez of diz, tryin to think which one ztand out da moz
alzo anotha zimilah example
da FAZ (m*zikal gensui tho he iz)
doin da AZZPAZZION rape coda at zl*wah den entry zpeed fo an intenzely peculiah chill-down effect
alzo da MART Weinah KLAG interp ahahahah daiiiim if u apply diz to da zhortah verzion da
play, tiz vil be zum ORN level noize
Turkish dong did this in da asspassion… is lame.
ahahaha TRU tiz da zame gensui mofo
Truu, plus dat spot in da
Kreiz dat is marked fastah n fastah
N most mofos blow deir load early n start out too fast.
Anotha gud example is da
Rappah 6 octs.
Da TM luv da BACH Italian conc slow movement played slow as balls as well. Like da Yudina rec. I played it in dat tempo n generated sum wtf reactions from profs
Dere are certain songs where u pick yo tempo on da fastest spot
Da TM used to start out da MEPH 1 waltz intro in da same exact tempo as da actual waltz startah like 2 pages in
I gradually gave in n started da intro faster like everyone else n den slowing down slightly.
Diz pozz actually a legit interp choice - it tightens da intro violin tuning and if done intelligently, da transition into da tru slowah tempo can be smoothed over.
My fake cancer Jyard prof (Raeeeekalipoop) played a wikid azz passion wiz a crazy ending. Positively Richteresque.
ahahaha da MEF 1 intro
da zepp uzed to judge da zpeed of different interpz of diz zong
bazed ZOLELY on da openin 4 tunin part
a bit wtf but ok, i vil truzt da MIKEY tazte
What about Zcarbo? Racin thru it doezn’t make much senze, moozuically.
Also, Prick Preciouspatato (Snorter VII-3)
Tru. Had to keep telling myzelf doesn’t have to be preztizzimo.
Juzt zoundz like zcramble otherwize.
i may nevah uze tha term zon again
Haha da 10-4
Bezt when u play 90% ov yo potential zpeed throout n puzh to da full 100% in da CODA