Da WIM :wim: cummah wiz a nu DIZCIPLE - updatez wiz INZANE CAMPY :pimp:

Fuckkkkk

“Having a shit? Disabled? You need :wim:” :smiley:

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worse den da lezbo

:family_woman_woman_girl:

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Much worse :slight_smile:

Doing yo prax live during a rectal iz unforgivable :sunglasses:

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hahah FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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:snail:

Da ending wuz a but fazt, zhorly?

A cummendable total lack of nuance :zcholah:

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Wanted to show off his tech :pimp:

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Diz mofo :wim: haff latched onto seemz to haff an extenzive rapertoire.

http://www.wellermusik.de/Pianist/Solo-Repertoire/solo-repertoire.html

Though if he plays it all at massively reduced zpeedz…

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Haha he lizt zero chopet but like 15 of da chopgodz :whale:

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Haha on a per-hour baziz diz mofoz rep pozz da biggezt in hiztory if u factah in her perf ztylee :sunglasses:

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Wait tiz a chick??

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Random typo :sunglasses:

but now u mention it zumhow an inzanely zlow chick makez it mo intereztin :sunglasses:

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GODOWSKY:
Strauß, Johann: Fledermaus
Strauß, Johann: Künstlerleben
Strauß, Johann: Schatzwalzer
Strauß, Johann: Wein, Weib und Gesang

Daiiiiiim

Those contracuntal mofos is hard even at :wim: :zcholah: historically misinformed speeds

Haha diz mofoz rep iz clearly a

‘I vil learn diz if zum inzane mofo decided to requezt I play it in a rectal’

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I see he, theoredickally at leazt, playz da LIAPUMOFO BOMBAH rewrite.

HAHAHAHA da 10min campy

If diz kind of zpeed iz in fact acceptable

Da zepp rep vil now be prezented az:












Every zong

in every key :sunglasses:

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Haha da moz inzane zheeyat iz da KAN zheeyatz

he playz da COMME :kan::sunglasses:

da moz legendary metronome mark in hiztory at a clazzik conztant 16 npz

except diz mofo lykly unleazh 8npz at a ztretch :sunglasses:

HAHAHA tru da WIM actually a bit gensui wiz diz vid becuz tiz a bit clickbait

it claimz to be an epic 10 min campy but in reality it includez anotha paget

da WIM knew how to zenzationalize hiz inzane zl*wnezz juz to attraxct mo clickz from uz

wut a conniving mofo :sunglasses:

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Ahahaha da #4

Zumwut rezpecable

if twuz a

one fingahed unleazh :sunglasses:

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