da zepp interp a zl*w clazzic

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I’d need access to Sofronitsky’s drugs to listen to dis mofo for more than two mins at a time…

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Wish I had tbh. :laughing:

There’s reasonable self-promotion and then there’s just talking utter crap. I’m sure dis mofo claimed to have cracked some zecret quazi-mathematical code to interping Bach’s muzic.

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ahahahaha :whale:

tiz tru da zcholahz half zpeed robot perfz often zound mo intereztin m*zically den hiz ‘full tempo unleazhz’

i think he vil be mo of a legend if he ONLY did deze half zpeed vidz n left mofoz guezzin az to hiz actual tech capacity 8)

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I think he shud have a tech contezt wiv da golandsky biatch.

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Basically

Like da fucking Godowsky?

8)

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ahahaha tru diz alzo pozz!

randomly derez an 88 prof from a random conzervatory in a neighborin city alzo playin at diz Gala zeriez. da zepp need to find out DAT MOFOz prog firzt n den unleazh accordinly in a random ambuzh attempt :sunglasses:

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ahaha mannnnn i vil go ALL-IN on da zcholah in dat caze 8)

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fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

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She will simply

Teach da Bachscholar wiz no demos.
N get paid

And win 8)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK!! 8)

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From what I’ve experienced with mr. Cory Hall he’s a total WACKO. :wink:
He thinks he’s discovered how to play ALL the Bach works in exactly the right tempo…?
As for da Moonlight tempo, this is not so absurd as it seems! After all it’s an Adagio alla breve.
HJ Lim’s tempo comes pretty close:

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Da HJ Lim basically looks like da male zepp. She even got da zepp 10-1 unleash outfit going. N pure rape style!

A long lost sistah pozz? 8)

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AHAHAHAHA diz HJ Lim interp iz a pure-moizt clazzic!!

n tru diz chick iz a zepp top 10 penizt, along wiz da PUNANI 8)

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Haha if she’s da male Zepp, then da Zepp’s da sistah :whale:

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Da Punani unleash a legit TE10 in a Jyard prax room!

Diz chick in my top 10 youtube penizts, right up dere wiz:

Zepp, Orage Mofo, Lola, n da Zlit herself

Da zlit randomly was one of da first TUBE pro penizts.

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Or they’re both male, mofo.

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referring to her as da male Zepp implies da zepp aint male, Mr Ruski.

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Hilariously, today is

World Turtle Day.

Oh, no typo there.
Da HJ Lim looks like da zepp in drag, no disrespect to either mofos intended 8)

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AHAHAHAH!!!

diz SDC namin confuzo. i thought da PUNANI wuz da KHATIA chick, bazically da one wiz da zame PURE-RAPE ztylee az da HJ Lim n da zepp 8)

da POON dun play in diz ztylee tru, ahahahah fuckkkkkkkkk diz naturally moiztened TE-10 :whale:

da zepp #1 tube penizt iz obviouzly da

ZECRET PENIZT 8)

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haha da POON’s actual name is CG enough as it is.
Tiz like a random Chinese mofo named Dick Chua, what else can you say?