legendary sheeyat
HAHAHAHAHAHAH diz piece of CG deservez mo RESPEC!!!
get diz u mofoz
n learn russian 
Hahahahaha, got it, but I’m a little slow on the rushin language uptake. I can say “RESPEC” on account that the GLOVAH is a tru mofo.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH, WUT HE SAYZ WHEN HE GETZ A LAUGH:
‘I IZ TOO OLD FO DIZ SHEEYAT!!!’
Hahahahhahah! Make mah pardon!! Need 2 go change mah panties…
Da tokin mofo iz V. Sakharov (Da Sugah, 2 b prisize)
Dat mofo saz dat dere r no comps widout unfair desicions, but diz 1 iz da most fair. N hi saz: “Now mah-bad-self nou explainz WHY” (applauzes). “Mah -bad-self getz so emotional and happy, n diz iz such a fukkin honor to meet n know such a fukkin talent az RUDY-MOFO… N u know y dey giv him diz prize? Coz da judges also know dat, n dey panished Da Rudy”
In diz moment Da Sugah becum emotional, n kinda luzez… U know, lyk president G.W. Shrub, den duz not know wot to say—eeee, hmmmm, shit, where da fukk I woz?
Aftah dat diz Sugah mofo turnz to da RUDY n saz:
“Mah-bad-self happy… I dunno hou 2 express ALL MAH RESPEC 2 U… …
N I think dat da judges, all da membahz hof da jury… Dey r mah good friendz n big muzitianz… Hahahahaha, hou shud I say dat…eeee, hmmm, shit, where da fukk I woz … Nu u undahstand mah-bad-self… Do u?”
At diz moment da audience undahstandz hou wikid it all iz, n realizez dat dey deal with such a fukkin mofo, so showz REZPEC n applauzez again.
Da Sugah mofo: “Nothin iz fo nothin”—(dat’s sounded quite profound, btw)–"I don haz such a tek, u know?–I don haz not only tek, but……………………………….
eeee, hmmm, shit, where da fukk I woz ???..……… Shit………… n judges didn give Da Rudy da fukkin prize out hof disappointment dat he duz not use all hoff hiz……… fukk…………………………… hmm u undehstand… "
Hahahahah! May be here Da Sugah refered 2 da lack hof moist or CG, or sumthing lyk dat, but at diz moment da audience went nuts, yelling Bravo Da Sugah, u r Da MOFO!!!.
Hahahah very wikid staff.
Da Sugah MOFO: “I’ll reveal 1 mo secret. Da jury dunno dat I had da dream…… U know, da prize I got iz mo valuable dan dat fukkin 3rd prize I saw in da dream.…… Hehe… much mo valuable”
applausez.
"Da SUGAH-MOFO: “Thank u dery much! Thank you da comp, thank you Da RECTUM….”
Here da old mofo completly lost : “eeeeeeeeeeeee, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, where da fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukk I woooooooooooooz ???”
But da endin woz wikid:
DA SUGAH MOFO: "To show mah RESPEC 2 DA GREATEST MOFO, MAH-BAD-SELF WONT ONCE AGAIN TO HUG DA RUDY, DA RUDY HU IZ SUCH A FUKKIN LEGEND”
Da audience woz very touched wid such turn.
Dat’s da certified translation.
someone needs to stop smoking weed
Ha! Dats rite. Da Sugah actually sounds lyk litle hi, but I think most lykly he had a couple glasses around da cornah.
Yeah, times change… Bifo dey had only one place around Consa on Gertzen 2 haff a beer o two.
Nou even da street name changed–Nikitskaya street, n many, many nice places to haff drinks dere, 2 sit, 2 tok about 88, SD, n other cultural shit.
Yeah, times hoff Enlightment 
hahaha rezpec da shmok
da DANNY GLOVAH iz a mofo even if hiz sheeyat pozzibly dun make much sensez
haha n da
" hmmmm, shit, where da fukk I woz?" iz da ruzzian verzion fo “I’m too old fo diz sheeyat”
Who da fukk iz diz DANNY GLOVAH. Da old speakin mofo iz Vadim
Sakharov–Da Sugah mofo, coz sakhar in ruzzian iz sugar, dat u nou. He woz
playin in da comp n got sum special prize… May b as an old fart… o fo lirical
pianism…o fo sum moist shit
diz iz DANNY GLOVAH
google.com/search?hl=en&safe … dy&spell=1
… Tyrone Kipler (Danny Glover), is a fair man, and allows Rudy some latitude
… The supporting cast is solid, with turns from an uncredited Danny Glover, …