Death threat / Sales pitch

Respek this advanced level move. Got this mystery letter. How they know I’m destroying the world? Who told them?

Rezpek da selfdox

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Gonna go fuck up June for threatening to whack me with Jesus powers for sure.

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Da fuckin Jehovah’s witlesses at it again ic

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bro move this to the CG sect at least damn, this shit pubic

I’d send a letter back

"There is good news and bad news

the good news, I have read and digested your epistle.

the bad news, God don’t fucking exist."

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my paranoid ass thought this was going to be about something else and I was ready to jump out my fucking window.

No no, it’s the wrong flavor of Christianity = damned to hell for eternity

Or forced to attend a TractorGilf rectal unironically

offer cheese cracker n c

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I wonder if they have a food bank there… hmmm

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Or a sperm bank