DEFINITIVE EVIDENZA of da uzelezznezz of praxing scalez

[da_zepp]

DIZ, from da NA:

the piano jury was at 3:40 today. i prepared the first 2 movements from prokofieff’s 6th sonata.

let me break it down for you. the requirements for piano jury in UNT consist of: scales and your selection of repertoire. and once you hit junior, you will need to play one etude every semester. well, i am capable of playing all 24 etudes of chopin. however, my skills with scales have deteriorated with time. in my very first jury, i failed my scale jury. that’s right. i became the joke of the whole studio. until i busted out more transcriptions, then i shut them up.

my teacher knew about this, and he compared me to “an elephant who is scared of a mouse”. great.

amazingly, despite all the little scratches here and there, i passed my scales today. i was so fucking happy that i almost head-butted the walls.

so dere u go, a TRU FUCKIN LEGENDARY MOFO who dun give a FUCK about scalez. REZPEC!!!

[Ashley_Tervort]

hahahahahaha, scalez r da bread n butter of da pianiztz diet

but hu da fuck eatz bread n butta?

[k-nar]

“Ive nevah practiced scales in mah whole life!” - da Rectum

…but diz iz da same rectum who said he navah practised mo dan 3 hourz a day…

[Brewtality]

hilariously da na’z xanga nick iz mazeppa and da chris’ nick iz comme le vent. dey haff da sd spirit

[da_zepp]

@Brewtality

hilariously da na’z xanga nick iz mazeppa n da chris’ nick iz comme le vent. dey haff da sd spirit

indeed diz ungodly act of plagiarizm hath been noted.