Y’all should hire that for a birthday party
What is u waiting for? Discounted prices for group rentals?
Her to look a bit more like a woman
Lost me at “woman”
(Bro almost forgot it’s satire)
Well u r a gay twink tbf
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Are all twinks also gay?
PhD research material
Got real bad news. You aged out bro.
Hold on, let me engage in Wiki battle
The big question surely
are you really a proper ubertwink until Peter Theil has paid for your blood?
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@hmmmm Am I wrong? Also is an old twink just an otter or is that different?
Having an age limit on twinks is not inclusive
Only objective measurement is: weight, asshole max diameter and waist circumference
I suggest a fix for this lack of name
Twink 25 - 35 TWINKMILF
Twink 35 and above TWINKGILF
or wait, maybe they DILFs? I confuse myself.
Maybe mature twink best.
Maturink?
“ottah” hath two meaningz dependin on wut zcene ur in. uzually it meanz eithah hairy + slim/average/toned, o zwimmah build.
an oldah twink iz a TWUZ, perhapz in da early’s 30+ a twink tranzmogrifiez into a twuz but diz not a technical term.
”18-25” iz grozz :plate:
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This objectively genius name I’m sad I dun think of.
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alzo/alternatively invite a mini-unleazh “ooooh about to fuck, ABOUT TO FUCK HARD!!! oh wait jk :hatto: ” intenzity upgrade to diz zection
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that treble voice just pure sex
(I wouldn’t know)
tru pozz juzt need zum chord thickenin up dere
but da LH zhould be goin off here n reachin into da bottom regiztahz. challenge da
Gotta check what Mousefuckawitzky does there