I kloze mah eyez, da DONG iz grate I open mah eyez, wanna kill da DONG with an ax in his smily fukin’ head. He know when da camera on him. Lahk Judy Garland he iz ghey He smirk and make flatio face alot he should put dat energy in dah muzik. Slow movement bad, Primero moviento not fast or FURYYY!!! eenuff I herd werse buutt da Dong full 'o MUNG. Now on I call him MUNG MUNG. He not fury, ktitikz get to him, now he worse…sorry dongo… 
OK I too harsh on da DONG…cannot look at his smarmy smily mug no moh. i will only listen…hiz stance is affected he iz very annoying…to look at. yah, he play gud but w should put hiz hed ina bag…
tiz all in da name of CG 
He’s GOTTA be the worst FAMOUS pianist I have ever seen…