Fatty paralyzes his digestive organs!

When you’re so committed to being a fabulous twink that you resist the Butter almond thins TRAP on da table and have a fucking god damn apple (an Apple and a damn disobedient Ho got us into this whole mess to begin with, ugh) and green tea (no sugar) instead

Lunch was chicken soup and an ass-pounding gay gay gay salad. And a piece of salted salmon

Would have preferred a piece of Asian ass instead, strictly BEFORE lunch.

@ElGordito you aight?

Not even on my second clone yet. Not really paying attention to it TBF. Will weight myself in a couple months maybe.

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Yo ok! That’s cool

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Pro tip: check nostrils daily

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…for wut??

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Well, in my case for stray cum em embedded in nose hair (long nights working) but general… big black nostrils which absorb light could be a tell-tale sign of being replaced.

Resisted donut + coffee……

Gay gay gay salad with lettuce n spinach, tomato, cheese, cucumber, ham and mussels

116.7 pound today, pretty close to my 115 target.

Den gotta start doing some weight training esp back + shoulders

Should help everything

If y’all told me a year ago dat I’d be eating fucking salads AND somehow enjoying the taste… I’d tell you you’re nuts and grab another fresh bread roll with butter

Def start putting on muscle once you hit 115 out so you don’t coony.

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I found a solution for the gay small European standard of espresso on da Pavoni machine…

Have two espressos instead of one.
Or rather, 2 macchiatos

This thing is FUSSY
You can do all sorts of fancy stuff like taper off pressure at the end of shots, experiment with longer pre infusion etc.

All manual too. I fuckin love it.

Absolutely. :100:

This bitch literally blow off steam

Man this is fucking lit as hell. Def not easy to use but the design freaking rocks. This da OG espresso right there.

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Possessed

It’s good

Takes SOME skill to use tho

lol

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bro don’t tell diz to da fatty

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Twist, meth helps me finally sleep regular.

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Can pretty much keep going like this with no insane hunger. Just miss bread…

Breakfast:
Boiled egg, tomato, chicken salad, cheese, mayo (stop it!), hot sauce

And blueberries.

Black tea, green tea, espresso (all unsweetened)

And no more shit like this:

Nature valley granola bar more like Big Back Bitch Sugar Bomb crap valley.
Still got a ton of em cause I used to eat them 3x a day with all meals lol

Like a Fat slut.

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Have you ever eat dat sheeyat i think call balut? If you like eggs so much you might wanna check that out :dong:

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