Fatty poverty cuisine. Gourmands only!

Going on a budget to weather the economic impact of the Trump trade wars, so bringing back some old dishes from poverty past.

I have some tomato paste I squish on top for when I want it to be a pizza. I call it Artery Surprise.

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Reminds me of what I ate in the U-Haul truck when going cross country

You should microwave it a bit and add hot sauce

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I forgot how good ritz crackers are. Fuck you other crackers.

What’s the calorie count?

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American.

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:us:

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Quality. I ate a lot of cheese and crackers during lockdown.

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Also please write to Sony Music on my behalf.

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We all know what ‘Sara’ eats in the back of U-Hauls, don’t we?

Maybe do a duet with @TiffanyPoon

cud da fatty put dasdc in hiz will ?

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Only if we both become mods

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Pay for development of a bot which just does derails and I would live on in eternity? Then yes.

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Relevant

a bot which rapes for eternity

hey what kind of demented fuck are you?

bitch, I’ll piss on you

Oh? I bet you can’t cook crackers in da microwave

well that’s why I’m seeking a wife. Bitch.