Fatty's degenerate and unethical stock gambling thread

Every time that orange circus clown opens his mouth the markets tank. At this point I’m ready for Thiel and Vance to kill him and frame Iran. Need to look up deities for this.

If you’re looking for occult spells to banish, weaken, or destroy an orange-colored demon, you’d typically be working within the framework of ceremonial magic, chaos magic, or folk traditions rather than game-based spellcasting. Here are some approaches that might be useful:

1. Banishing and Protection Spells

These are often more effective than direct “killing” spells, as demons are generally thought to be non-physical entities.

  • Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram (LBRP) – A ceremonial magic technique used to expel unwanted spirits.
  • Psalm 91 or 23 – If using a Christian approach, reciting these with conviction can drive away negative forces.
  • Salt and Iron Spells – A protective circle of blessed salt and iron filings can trap or weaken demonic forces.

2. Fire and Destruction Spells

If you’re set on obliteration, you might want to use fire-based rituals, as demons (even infernal ones) are often associated with fire but can still be harmed by spiritual flames.

  • Enochian Fire Invocation – Calls on angelic forces to cleanse and burn an entity from existence.
  • Sanskrit Agni Mantra (Om Agni Namaha) – Fire deities like Agni or Helios can be invoked to consume malevolent spirits.
  • Sulfur and Black Salt Fire Ritual – Burning sulfur, black salt, and dragon’s blood resin with a banishing chant can drive demons into dissolution.

3. Occult Binding and Banishment

If killing isn’t possible, binding is an alternative:

  • Solomonic Circle Ritual – Using sigils and sacred names to bind the demon and force it into submission.
  • The Mirror Trap – Using a black mirror or obsidian to reflect and trap the demon within a warded space.
  • Sigil Destruction – If the demon has a sigil, burning or breaking it under proper conditions can destroy its manifestation.

Ok this should hold until I do relevant dark magic tomorrow.

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This clearly some kind of ritualistic symbol

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Can make money on puts?

I think he’s finally gotten enough bribes from direct adversaries to utterly implode the economy on that tariff idea they are having him run with. We’ll see!

We are about to have another lost generation unless somebody steps up and starts whacking these traitors.

I wonder how he’s placed on Uzbek stock :slight_smile:

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Keep him away from those sheep.

Cuz they mine :sunglasses:

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My mind just imagine a alpaca with an uzbek sheep butt.

It was pretty good! :alpaca:

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Happy market collapse everybody. Orange man ream my ass today. He choose rare moment when I’m most exposed across two gamble ideas too. Wow, cheeto dust all over my cheeks, damn!

I should only invest in non american stuff or shorted us like I plan, but sadly forget.

Miss that genocidal poppa biden and his steady doubling of economy. Come back! I’ll let you kill whoever you want.

Man, should have trusted my euro weapons gut and not invested in this shithole country.

Oh boy! Cheeto dust on every orifice of my body today. Damn…

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It happens

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@k-nar I bought 100k of AMD during latest trump crash today. Pray for me. :pray: :sunglasses:

Also did almost no research. Holy shite… I forget I have addictive personality - better put whats left in treasuries so I can’t gamble it.

Doubled down on a few of my shit positions when they were in toilet today. :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :skull_and_crossbones: :skull_and_crossbones: :skull_and_crossbones:

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Fatty’s trading day:

  1. MSTR recovered to where I buy. Their founder meeting with Trump bribe people Friday to do bribes so holding for post grift pop.
  2. I buy AMD at 98 it go up to where it hit a covered call at 102. Will likely get exercised but with 4% plus premium of 1.2k. That position scare me cuz AMD cursed, so is OK.
  3. Doubled position in drone air taxi stock cuz CEO met with Trump bribe people this week to speed up regulatory approval for their commercial / non-defense garbage. It recover a bit. Don’t think it’ll really run until they are actively killing civilians with anduril joint project in works tho. Might hold long like a year for tax reasons.

Scary there for a minute! Lost a bunch the other day but positive overall by trusting in america’s turn to 100% grifter based economics.

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Realizing i didn’t close out any of my growing extremely high risk positions. :popcorn:

Twist, go broke and have to get job at McDonalds, end up happier than I’ve ever been there due to free burgers.

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Careful!

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Bruh…

When Iran/Isreal/republicans/democrats/militaryindustiralcomplex/doves gonna kill this guy already?

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Which stock raped you?

TRTR?

MSTR is up from 288! Lemme see.

Is that secret drone stock pretending to be an air taxi company for some reason.

These all up and down every day so haven’t lost my ass exactly but big swings!

Stocks are scary

I have addictive personality, super ok with risk and don’t have a sense of ownership or loss over my stuff at all (commie) so this gonna end well for sure. :popcorn:

Once I get 100k positive def taking a break.

I refuse to do anything aside from CD.

4.41% interest per month is better than losing everything

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