The Ringahs (contendahs for 1st-3rd)
• da TRUGOD
• da LIMP DONG
• da VALSE MASTAH
• da BLINDGENSUI
Contendahs fo the rest of the top six
• da RED BIATCH
• da DONGETTE
• da MOJO
• da DANCING BIATCH (by account)
?• da BEN KIM
• da COOCHI (Kikucki Yusuke)
• da KUDO
• da PARK
As we all know, there were actually 32 mofos who perfed in the second round. This next list is conceived with consideration of this precedent, a list of questionable but wikid contendahs who might be the 13th finalist.
Respecable mofos who may or may not advance
• The SHAOLIN MONK (one too many fuckupz?)
• the RANDOM FRENCH MOFO (he made it to the 2nd aftah all)
• da SEKIMOTO (didn’t hear him this round, respecable first)
• the random misc. jap or pole