FUCK

I think I have allergies.

It could be the grey hooded sweatshirt with the zipper front.

I am going to pee in your butthole

You can’t.

It’s too tight.

I beg to differ

If dat’s da sort of thing that gets you off sexually, I can respect that.

I believe everyone has a right to like what they like.

However, I have never had anything done TO my asshole.

N besides, it just doesn’t sound like fun.

You’d have to convince me.

Or get me really, really drunk.