wut if da classes r super hard?
wut if da workload is super hard?
wut if da practice rooms and pianos r sheeyat?
wut if my teachers r sheeyat?
wut if i dun heff enuff hrs to practice?
wut if my roomate is a douche?
wut if my roomate is a goth?
wut if my roomate is a wigger?
wut if my roomate is an idiot?
wut if my roomate if uge and mean??? 
wut if my roomate IS TEH GHEY??? 
wut if yo roomate iz a butch dyke w/a collections of studded straponz???
well at leazt thatz wut i got stuck when i went to college 
u serious??? mwahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
a dyke? i didnt know men and women were allowed in da same room…
where are you going to school?
USF…not my choice, but parents’s…heh…
I wanted to go to UF and even got accepted…whatever…
den pozzibly ur roomate wud be da nicezt mofo u vill evah meet, zo quit yo homophobia.
alzo, gud luck wiff college, I haff one mo year of highzchool n i plan on makin it da moz legendary sheeyat evah (i ztarted today, n haff two fuckable teacherz. Gud ztart)
where iz USF?
hahahahahhahaahaaaaa da catz…u shud fuck both of em
south
florida
pozzibly.
right
don’t you plebs get your own roomz? daim