Goyim stock gambling thread

Um fuck

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AI cursed. Deleting this app!

I was having a think. Assuming that our financial markets are based completely on fraud and grift and options (outside hedging) are nearly impossible to win on without insider info, thinking I’ll just buy an options flow monitoring service and see who is placing those insider trades and dump all the other stuff I was learning about to mirror the grift focal points.

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Dude wtf

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I think da fatmofo iz trying to portray dat da HO iz da NIGGEREZT of all niggazz eveah with da fried chicken. Amazing artwork homie! And yeah yeah da HO bass effect blacker den ALL of Africa :ho:

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That was it!

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I shorted Rigetti Quantum. The inverse IONQ ETFs gape my ass so just did a regular short. Could wipe me out but probably ok :sunglasses:

FUUUCK! Gambling is cool.

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Wow this thing going up and down like crazy. Gonna be exciting. Probably unwise investment tho.

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Careful

I went in on BTCI again

It will send dividends on Friday too

Pretty good stock to buy in the 50’s before dividends, sell off in da 60’s and rinse repeat next month while also collecting dividends off the bitch every month

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I feel like Quantum is mostly a scam but that is zero guarantee it won’t go to 1000 these days. Probably gonna avoid looking at it while it spazzes out and exit the next time orange man crashes the market for his kids to short.

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Sounds like a night chez :tractor:

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Hahaha!

I changed my mind about da Mark of the Beast

Yes it’s evil shit but we can turn that on its head(s) and make money off the bitch

Money = Evil… BUT I aint giving up food delivery. Sorry Jesus!

I don’t believe in da so-called prosperity gospel yeah

And all da Megachurch / Televangelist stuff gives me the creeps

I’d go further… any kind of idolatry is evil

Idolatry is when you place anything above Christ.

When so-called Christians start to think they’re better than everyone else and also attack other branches of Christianity over some interp of scripture, that is idolatry also. Self-worship

I’m eccentric enough I probably gotta become a multi millionaire to make it make sense. I’m just not interested in money outside what I need for basic shit. After that when I buy stuff I’m entertained for a second due to novelty seeking then I just regret that it takes up space in my apartment.

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Everyone wants financial freedom

I said no to a $100k+ full time job when it made 88 prax and pro projects impossible

Somehow worked out plus da promised raises / bonuses were a carrot on a stick and largely BS

peace of mind and not having an asshole boss micromanage your shit is awesome. Literally get paid to SDC

Also said no to a $30k offer from a random Chinese conservatory cuz that shit sucked :dong:

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Also gonna say NO to PiffanyToon offering to rent my dong

Wait…. $6 per ride? Idk this seem like a good deal
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I just realized I never looked up how shorting stuff works. Figuring out fees now. :flushed:

There are fees to borrow yeah, depends on stock

Shorting creates (theoretically) infinite risk so I’d def do it really carefully or not at all

The possibility of not just going into zero but getting in debt from that is not for me.

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