Goyim stock gambling thread

Subscription service for baby meth poss best idea ever.

Theater set on fire so had to evacuate. Seattle rocks.

Was just a drug person fleeing using fire exit apparently.

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Not an overexcited poontreon celebrating her luminous :chop: ic

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Still pumping

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trend might continue imo, I’m not selling these calls

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Yo trump crashed the economy again (his only skill) while I had had those deranged shorts. Lost a bunch yesterday but still up overall now. Maybe I’m MAGa now that I learn how shorts go.

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shorting is a bit different where you borrow non existent shares and then are forced to buy back at market all the while interest keeps rising… and if the stock pumps your broker will cover their ass and make you liquidate assets to buy it and it can be even worse on margin.

You can basically risk $1000 and lose 1 million+ WTF

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This all from that IONZ and a little gain in the option for archer I rolled. I expect that to print proper next week. Orange man def make us all pay cuz he dun get Nobel prize.

I guess those are inverse ETF and Options. Shorting in pure sense scary as fuck yep.

These casino ETFs are fun tho.

sqqq probably gonna gap up on Monday

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Bro let Rome burn now that I discover these chicken little etfs!

Daddy’s Home! :trump:

Third term? :smiling_face_with_sunglasses:

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shit’s pumping after hours.

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Fuck I gonna be a thousandaire next week. I got time value (new expire is 17th) and it in green on rollover. (below 11.60)

If I get 10k off that I’ll be happy even if white knuckle luck out shit. Did 100 contracts whatever that means. (Still financially illiterate)

BRO!!! I knew this scam company would finally dilute. Gonna make bank on that next week too poss. (Tho dunno cuz IONZ mega schizo)

Our society is wikid. I can make as much as a school teacher does in a
year guessing at what scams will do in financial markets for a few days. :sunglasses:

America is like Tortuga for fat people. :us: :us: :us:

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glad I am holding long calls

imagine this pumps to 38???

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This is all before they start publishing the disastrous numbers they held back again. My guess is they’ll lay off the people who measure things to keep the scam going as long as possible and then MUNDO crash across all sectors.

My mental model for this is the Stalin era famines where the underling people just lied and said crops are fine to keep dear leader happy, but with finance.

ok I’ll keep holding sqqq calls

everything we know about Stalin is CIA bs
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stalin was a mexican chick.

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At least he TRIED to feed the poor mofos. In hard times pretty sure our oligarchs would let poor starve and grind up their corpses to fertilize their golf courses.

This a good idea for an American company. Conglomerate that sell Baby Meth and Poor People Fertilizer.

Needs whitewashy name cuz doublespeak key. It will be called CARE-CO

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Soviet Union wikid in general. All that Orientalia assimilated by large Russian cocks…