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Dont You Know Im Loco Insane In The Brain GIF - Dont You Know Im Loco Insane In The Brain Cypress Hill - Discover & Share GIFs

plan is exercise in chunks during next panic if it go below 197 (nobody buying this illiquid sheyat from me) then cover shorts that creates fast as sheyat. Got until 2028 to be right. :popcorn:

This keep me from loosing my ass huge cuz of where strike is but i get roughly 2:1 leverage over a conventional short (and with no infinite loss potential) on the drift below 197. IF IT HAPPENS! :scream:

Working just as planned! Wait…

Gonna be an exciting ride. A day into holding:

Working up the magic over the weekend. Trying this one.

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I am just holding Bitslut ETF’s for probably YEARS aaaaaa

it’s just an opportunity to buy cheap before the next bullrun. Perfect time to invest and reinvest dividends back in

current share price does not matter.. I’m a long term investor


AAAA

AAAAAA FACCCCCCCK

Who am I kidding, I can’t take this unrelenting ass pounding anymore, ever since I started investing I’ve been getting FUCKED

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:us_outlying_islands:

Scams better investments than real businesses now. What could go wrong?

Damn, instead of Israel false flagging us, the Koreans degen trades unwinding poss cause first dump. I have all my amulets set to high to see if I can get my NVDA put go green. :folded_hands:

I know it’s NUTZ but I kind of want to short DRAM shits. I feel SK Hynix position going to get disrupted by Samsung getting it’s shit together and production expansion in the other players causing a bullwhip glut. All of production bought for long ass time tho so dunno.

Sold on the KOSPI dump for 9k profit.

9 winning gambles in a row. This combo of amulets and spells working good.

Lol all these stocks are down double digits today. Should have made the move.

psyop you can’t cross the firmament

short

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Yessss exactly!!!

Correct

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Wow, that represents millions of rekt assholes. There only 4% of shares trading right now. Supposed to be a pure eurphia pump for a couple weeks more at least.

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From what I read, once share lockup period expires it will tank even harder

Wow fuck

Thank goodness I did not buy that shit

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I kind of want to buy a call on it leading into rebalancing period tho. Likely lift again into and through early july. Fund managers are in a forced buying position during a period AFTER retail mopped up available shares. It’s a total scam and should be illegal but there you go.

NASDAQ changed their rules to allow this pump cuz crime legal. After that massive tanks cummah.

Bought some of the dip on MU. Will cut loose later today for a couple hundred bucks gain. I expect insane response to earnings so out before then.

Ahhh fuck I accidentally executed sell as a market order instead of a limit order. Still up so OK

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Tiny short on housing market during growth jump scare in sector because of rates going down a smidge (fundamentals sitll rekt). Also bought some meta common stock yesterday which is tanking. :grimacing:

Winning streak harshly gaped by all three positiions I put in last two days. Will wait to see if it correct before selling. This whilst market going bonkers.

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Bitcoin keeps falling

I’m trapped in that ETH position. That, meta and a put on a housing stock. FUCK

BRUH

Moderate anal wreckage but decided to get out if market looking spastic. Still trapped in the housing option but it expire in 2028 so I probably just let it sit unitl in the money.

Yo fuck. should have held onto that huge NVDA put. Around here would have been up 30 - 40k

my bitcoon ETF sunk even lower but I will keep adding. That shit bound to pump eventually.

whoa STRC is a scam. Glad I stayed clear.

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I think I was in it for about 10 seconds way back. Was WHITE KNUCKLE

Was gonna research my next move. Watching this stuff instead.

Insanely next level scam probably.