I’d be doing well if I held any positions I dream up last few weeks but sold all that sheyat. Just pecking at things today if anything. Probably need to nut up and pick a long position.
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50/50 chance he die of heartbreak if he attempt it tho
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About 15m in, tru
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I randomly bought Paderewski playing that Wanker prelude. Haven’t transferred cuz lazy tho.
FUCK.
Israel wins again. SHOCKED!
I exited all of my antisemitic positions. Will take a look again tomorrow.
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we need a few stocks that go 600% in a few days.
Please help trupops and moi out. Yo I got mad shit to buy for my chick, come on
thx
haha MSTR feel like a scam, thank fuck I did not buy that shit
Too busy learning about the true and legit christian sects the catholics genocided over the years.
dey def right about jacking off. Once you get a sick fantasy good luck getting off to regular shit in real life.
why jack off when u can haff someone do it for u
Yup,
Cathar celibacy depended on their religious rank. The spiritual elite, known as the Perfecti or Parfaits (both men and women), took strict vows of celibacy, poverty, and vegetarianism. However, ordinary followers, called Credentes or believers, were not celibate, although marriage and procreation were generally discouraged to avoid trapping souls in the physical world
I got a plan in place to clap sum cheeks in a 100% non sinful way probs by 2029. Bitcoon gonna be on da freaking moon by then, maybe I should juz pay for sum premium ass instead, and haff sumone else rock the bed for me. We’ll see
#SuddenlyMormon
pet goat can watch.
Bought the largest option contract I ever try. HUGE ass put on SPX to dump to around 7380 by Sept 30th. PRAY FOR ME 
I figure Iran will close the Babel (via Houthis) during midterm and israeli presidential run up to exert maximum pressure at which point we’ll begin mass slaughtering our friends and neighbors who serve for Israel, which was plan since the 2024 cycle (dems and repubs both)
That and monthly options expire this week so gamma reset into a more volatile month. By then a month or two of bad inflation data hitting cuz fuel up either way. The manipulation to hard to hold and is running our strategic shit dry.
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Did u do this because Yemen re-entered da cage??
I expected them to close babel. It’s the nuclear option for world economy. Seems pretty clear they bleeding out strategic reserves with Hormuz then shutting that shit off when we look weaker.
There already a Diesel crisis because the other war we started in Ukraine is blowing up russian infra. Inflation cumming either way and Sept 30th gonna give me just enough time to get two bad reports in.
BRO my position just exploded up.
Gonna be a wild ride tho! WOOH!
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Ruh roh, orange man giving an oval office speech today. Might be declaring victory and pulling out again. FUCK
Dunno, he needs war powers to disrupt the elections, so probably gonna escalate. DUNNO THO!
Yeah diz look wilder by da day. But at least you make bank!
Wait wut time ?
BRO Friday after market close. He gonna smoke a lot of US bros for Israel FOR SURE.
That announce is why my option turned green poss. Bought it a few hours ago.
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No i meant wut time da speech tinite?
I got confused the next speech Thurs after market close.
This a big risk cuz monthly options expire friday and gamma will reset the following week. Iran could escalate now through the week to force negative news instead of calm the markets lie fests, like i figure.