HAHAHAHA FUK THA DOC CONC IMMEDIAT REVIEW

HAHAHAHA TRU HEREZ THA VERDICTK CUMMAH FUCK:

1st piece: Haaahahahahhaha wtf tha balkariev randomly bit unwikid compared to tha rezt, zkip thiz

2nd piece:

THA DOC PERF A RANDOM ZOUTH AFRICAN SHEEYAT, REZULTZ:

FURY: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
ZPEED: 8) 8)
MOIST:
COMIC GENSUI: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :whale: :whale: :whale: :whale: :whale:
OVERAL REZPEC COMMANDED: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

N ZPECIAL CATEGORY:
RANDOM TRIBAL GENSUI: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: 8) 8) :doc: :doc: :doc: 8) 8)

HAHAHAHA DIZ FUCKIN “PIANO CONC”
hahahahah fuckkkkkk random motif played THROUGHOUT da WHOLE SHEEYAT random repeats all ovah, N RANDOM TIMPANI TRIBAL DRUMZ SHEEYAT HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
HAHAHAHAHA RANODM GENZUI FURY ALLLLL OVAHAH AHAH
FROM DA COMPOZAH: “tha difficulty of diz conc iz on part with the Rack 3 (Rachmaninoff 3rd concerto) except tiz zhorta”

SHOZTA 5:

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
DID U BOOTLEG DIZ JRE? (N FUCK U N VLAD FO NOT BEIN WIZ DA DOC AFTAH THA SHEEYAT I WAZ LUKIN FO YO!) DIZ WAZ THA MOZ AMAZIN SHZOTA 5 I HOPE ZOMONE BOOTLEG DIZ CANDAIN U NEED OT HEARD THIZ FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

POZT-CONC INTAHVIE:

GAHAHAHAHAH DA DOC PARTIN WORDZ AZ HE ZIGN THA SHEEYAT:
“THO I IZ NOT ZHOR I IZ A ZPEED DEMON”
HAHAHAHA DA DOC CATZ CONVO A BIT LEGENDARY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

da DOC juz pizzd hiz headzhot randomly zmallah den da WOLFCHICKz 8)

HHHHHAHAHAAAA LEGENDARY RESPECCCCC! :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc: :doc:

µAHAHAHAHAHAHAjajajajahahaHAHah :whale: :whale: :whale: :whale: :whale:

damn, intense respect to you!

hahaha tru
N TONGIHT CUMMAH:
A REVIEW OF DA MR GARRIZON RECITAL I IZ GOIN TO TRU 8)

EXPECT A TRU SDC INTAHVIEW

herez tha prog:
Garrick Ohlsson playing Beethoven Piano Sonata No. 5
Liszt Piano Sonata in B minor
Lowell Liebermann Nocturne No. 8
Chopin Nocturne in C minor
Prokofiev Piano Sonata No. 7

pozt any queztionz u want me to azk him

tru good conc. and we got dah sig :dong:

Your playing lacks speed and fury. Why don’t you retire now?

:stop:

fuckkk how many pianists out there would have to retire because of that statement?

Tru, you just have to accept that Hamelin isn’t ever going to be a ‘deep’ pianist. His playing is elegant and thoughtful, but it will never be epic and forceful in the manner of Richter or Gilels etc.

Still, there are times when I enjoy his playing.

Hahahaha mozt might think diz ztatement a bit harzh, but randomly tiz tru. then again if we iz talkin about PURE m*zic abilitiez, dere vil pozz not be anotha :rectum: or :CUDA: til da turn of da century. n ofcourze, ve vill haff ceazed to care by diz tyme :stop: 8)

hahah but da TRUMOFO luk promizin :fury:

i doubt the rectum ever roll on the floor to display hiz fury.

anywayz~~~~ RESPEC FOR GETTING DA DOC’z RECOGNITION OF DA SDC!!!

i bootlegged the whole damn recital, including the shosty 5. ill edit everything and post it later, and fuuuuuck i was looking for you catz and jihad. i stuck around for a while but didnt see either of you mofos.

rezpec. you yanks are lucky. it seemz dat pianiztz only come to diz australian wasteland on a 5 yr baziz. even tha dong hazn’t been here for 2 yrz. :dong:

here are a few pics:

i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/ … 0_0543.jpg
i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/ … 0_0544.jpg
i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/ … 0_0545.jpg
i26.photobucket.com/albums/c132/ … 0_0546.jpg

and rezpec for gettin da doc’s recognition of da sdc!!! hopefully he will actually come here someday (and possibly post).

hahahaha dis beard :laughing:

AHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHA HTHA DOC BEARDED GENZUI :doc:

AAHAHAH DOC DA TERRORIZT :doc:

tru i thought hiz beard was genzui

btw that waz u in front of uz. and who waz that chick taking pics of u? a bit zcantily drezzed

tru we need dat bootleg JRE!!

fuuuck if only i woulda looked behind me before i left.

tiz a secret.

i will post the remaining bootlegs as soon as i edit out all the talking, coughing, and applause and sheeyat like that.