how do i make a girl lyk me fo hu i am?
U start acting lyk hu u iz. Oh wait - that meanz that u iz hopelezz.
Or duz it?
you haff to show her you think shez special, dis can be accomplished in several ways.
1.)random composition of panty-moiztening sheeyat on da 88
2.)sending of expensive roses (or alternatively, if your not fuckin Bill Gates, dandelions dipped in red ink)
3.)when ur around her pretend to accidentally haff an erection, n try n hide it while still makin it obvious dat you wanna bone her, but without lettin her know you did it purpose
4.)be yourself
5.)devote a forum to her shapely figuah
6.)nevah give up
7.)tell her you want to be da father of her children
8.)nothin says âgood jobâ like a firm slap on the behind
9.)if she ssays nothings wrong, somethings wrong. if she tells you somethings wrong, somethigs really wrong.if she tells you somethings not funny, youd bettah not laugh your fuckin ass off
10.)if sheâs a he, better luck next time
11.)dont tell her you just âgot offâ while thinkin about her, its not as flattering as it soundz
12.)be someone bettah dan you are
13.)get a tattoo if her name on your cock, if her name is not ann, mia, or is more dan 3 lettahs long in general, get it on your arm
14.)give up
15.)you acn nevah really satizfy a woman, only make them less pissed at you
16.)two words:
17.)buy her chocolate
18.)nevah stalk her
20.)dont make her feel stupid by point out trivial sheeyat like bad grammar or numbering mistakes
21.)pretend lyk youre listening whenever she is talkin to you, n whenever she asks oyu âwhy arent you paying attention to meâ just stare at her boobs for a while
22.) -->
23.)but not real chocolate though
24.)follow her everywhere to find out what she lyks, but dont let her know youre doing it
25.)if you like her, but are too affraid to tell her, and then she starts dating yourbest friend, n your fuckin bummed, but then she breaks up with him, so youre like âhot Dayum, shes availableâ but you wait 3 months to tell her, n then when you do shes like :i dont know if i like you back", n then another three months go by an you barely talk to her, n then when youe at one of oyure other friends weddings, you find out she is now back together with dat first friend, n then 3 months later theyre engaged, n now dere getting married in 2 months, dont fuckin tellhim youll be in his wedding cause hes an ass (FUCK DAT BITCH, TOO)
26.)where wuz i?
27.) oh, yeah -->
28.)dont let her catch you starin at her tits, no matter how nice dey are
29.)write a limmerick about how much you love her, or if youre lazy just a haiku
30.)well maybe if deyâre really big
31.)swedish penis enlarger
32.) is of the essence, dont delay, call today
oh,n is dere a particular chick u haff in mind, if so we need a fuckin pic decide if she iz worthy of your-bad-self
Well one thing is definite, you bettah not have an agenda (or at least she shouldnât have the impression that you have an agenda) - but of course, that depends on what type of girl youâre looking for.
dayum, i cant believe you guys got 2 pozts in while i was typin of da manual of love
The length of her name is not an issue for mofos.
furystone, whilzt i appreciate yo lizt - iznt it oxymoronical dat i haff to show her i think shez special in order fo her to lyk me
diz impliez dat women only lyk guyz to make demselvez feel gud
But there is one truth:
Use penis
hahahaha
I do know who u areâŚ
juzt pretend to be someone else
two words:
ach-choo
i actually quite lyk the ladies, so i regress
da comme doez too, but da comme iz a bit shy n nervouz around chix
i feel ur pain
take her to a club. Wait till she gets a bit pissed and starts to relax, den just hang out with her, chances are sheâll ask you to come dance with her (you must accept or sheâll find someone else!) or you can just try hitting on her there and then (but do it subtly otherwise you iz guaranteed to get nothing). Dis is da easiest method to get some. Dere iz a bit of a morality question if da chick iz wasted but otherwise dis iz strictly legit.
EDIT: sheeyat, da advice iz not all dat relevant to da question.
hahahaha well, da sheeyat iz, im not juzt lookin fo a quick bone, da comme iz lookin fo loveâŚ
blushez
anotha thing - im scared of dancin n i haff neva approached a chick
yah. Iâm not good at da love part. I suppose youâd have to have something in common with da chick. Youâd basically have to hit it off when you first meet. Ugh Iâve got nothing.
Da dancing iz crucial sheeyat. I knew dis hot chick who asked me to dance with her like 10 timez but I kept denying her because I suck at dancing. Well needless to say dat some other mofo asked her to dance and she was practically getting with him when I left. She was fucking hot too. I was so stupid.
Da approaching a chick (and dancing) iz best done when you iz a bit pissed. Thereâs no way i could do either of them sober. Especially if I didnât already know the chick. Da reason being dat you iz mo shy when you iz sober, when you iz semi-loaded you talk to anybody.