give ideaz on how to aid dis legendary GLOBAL ASSAULT MISSION
For starters, membahz should be required to give local SD recitalz on a regular basis 
hahaha, we need to get word of mouth goin on
comme u iz exempt from da recital sheeeyat, until u actually obtain sum speed, and rep
haha, me and da rod himself are spreadin da word, like mah bad selfs Nutella on toast
HAHAHAHAHAHA RESPEC!
da infiltration of da easter regionz will be complete when da DOR iz set to unleash hiz 10/9
haha much RESPEC
we should make t-shirt “I iz a Speed Demon” “www.dasdc.net”
all da SDC membah wearin dem 24/7
hahahaha DATS RITE
k mart - if we actually DO make a fuckin t shirt dat iz WIKID enuff - den i will actually buy dem
how bout upload some piano vids and rename them as hot_redhead_sucking_huge_cock.AVI. 
that’ll trip up the search engines.
u might object on the grounds that the ppl wont get wut they dl’ed and run away…but as long as its some hot ziff shit…they’ll blow a load anyway
hahahahahahaha
hamby - u iz onto sumthin here
haha den each time we go c a SD pianist recital, we offer him a t-shirt
or preferably - her : a pair of SDC pantiez
Make a prize for 10,000 dollars.
Whoevah contributes to dis legendary forum da most gets da $$$.
Im sure many dudes will flow to dis forum, and pianoforum.net, CF, pianoworld.com…etc will run of out members because dey all join us here. Those forum will eventually die out as a result of SDC breakground.
Dayum, this is wikid.
Well, I think the best way is that all of us become piano teachers and introduce our students the principals to the art of piano - the FURY, the MOIST, the COMEDIC GENIUS and the SPEED. That way we’ll make sure that will be some tru SDs in the future, too.
haha respecable contribution scrib
and kritty - WHERE DA FUCK CAN WE GET DA MONEY?!?!
Da CEO and share holders of this board.
hahahaha, u can pay
HAHAHAHAHAH DA T SHIRT
cAN ce ANSYZ BOUT DIZ?1
sue mcdonaldz!
actually, gud idea