da rezerected PIMP zhud read da 
:tauzig: TRI-FECTAH theory from which iz derived all modern interpz of anyzheeyat evah 
I about spat my coffee out at that.
Da HOLY FUCKIN TRINITY OF 88 PLAYIN.
:tauzig: hahahahaha
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Mmmm coffee
Good idea 
I can’t even go on listening to dis bs
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I would recommend da go straight to China n check out all da 15-year olds unleashing da Feux Follets n zheeyat.
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Madonna
Tru. And then break his time machine to prevent him from going back. 
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Take him to see da lola.
I’d love to hear da verdickt.
Da pimp had a track record with Lolas 
Da pimp would do a fundraiser for her n get her a fulltime modeling/hooker/escort contract
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Juz bring a ton of orchestral scores like
Tchaik Symphonies 5 n 6
Scrib Prometheus
Strauss Salome
Also, da GODOWSKY Chopin etude arrangements and various insane paraphrases
I sure as fuck would not go near da 88 near da presence
I’d also show him da KAPZHEEYATZKY chop prelude masterclass footage and play him a few mins later of LEZBOO’z recs 
Den haff him check out da 
rach 3 n listen to da PIMP unleash his own SOLO TRANS wiz compositional improvements wiz an improvised FUGUE in da 3rd movt
Den da pimp would glance thru da Rach 2 n impro a genzui 15 min SOLO fant on it.
Ahahahaha
If da PIMP cummah to da prezent n DUEL da LEZBO on da cuntrazlit fant
Ma money iz on da LEZBO
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If KAP is on da Jury?
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Hahaha fuck rezpek da newly found ztate of da art HYPERION INTAHACTIFF realtime editing n autotune ZOFTWEAH!!
Da fuckin KAP wud prolly say some sheeyat to da PIMP about his hand position n den list him as one of her pupilz.
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Tru, da lezbo would juz mime to one of his recs. 
n tell Liszt diz a standard practice now
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Hahahah.
Dat would be da GOLANDZKY or TAUBMAN.
Da KAP would juz go up n try to demo da pimpson opening oct
And send try to whore out one of her 
students to a pimp masterclass wiz no audition required
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Dis nu performance protocol ztandard. Da pimp wud pozz haff to go fo ztagecraft management lezzonz wiv da LOLA n work on hiz AZZTHRUZTA tech.
(I only see dat ending one way, tbh )
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Da pimp would diplomatically say da LOLA looks like his daughter
In da sense dat dey both are men in wigs
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Lol I dread to think wut da WANKAH had done to him in bed.
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Puts a whole new complexion on Ride of da Valkyries tbh.