im gonna play for a composer today

mah school haz a commisoioned compsoer thing every spring, n dis year its stephen paulus (anyone heard of him?)

heres hiz website

http://www.stephenpaulus.com/

anyway hiz commision is some religious work for da choir, but to fill uo da program, other groups are doing his sheeyat, too

im da only soloist, n im playin some of hiz preludes (I, II, V)

so da concert iz tomorrow night, but im goin in in a couple hours to play it for him

1 iz kind some serial sheeyat, 2 is some moizt sheeyat, n 5 iz da speedy, furious sheeyat

any last minutes suggestions?

ill tell you how it went in a couple days 8)
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hahahahahahahaha, RESPEC

da review of mah performance

speed: 8) 8) 8) 8)
fury: 8) 8) 8)
moist: 8) 8) 8) 8)
CG: 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

datz rite, i have now coined a new term at mah school, here we shall call it da ‘stone tech’

it wuz da 20th century sheeyat, so even tohugh i had most of it memorized dey made me bring mah music up anyways, so i didnt work real hard on memorizin da rest

so i get through da first 2 fine

da 3rd one wuz pretty long (10 pages) and wuz hard to turn pages, so i taped to groups of five pages together, so i could take one group (split down the middle) off when i got to da fermata at da end of da fifth page

so i am playin n i get to dat point n i flip da pages off so dat i am on da last page n i start playing for a few second lookin at mah hands n i get to da point where i didnt have it merorized completely n look up n…

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da page wuz upside down (small print made it hard to see when i set it up)

so i had to play wid one hand while i flipped it wid da other. didnt miss a fuckin beat surprisingly. good thing to cause da audinece wuz laughin thorugh to da next part and drown out where i had spome serious loss of accuracy

anyway i get to do it again for mah class on thursday 8)

hahahahaha RESPEC