Lang Lang plays Goldberg variations LMFAO

lyk da Weller :wim:

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Da Wellah already haff a cu*t following amongzt da :snail: community.

I can juzt imagine da :dong:'z funeral.

He’z wheeled into da church in an 88-zhaped coffin, and az da priezt iz about to zprinkle holy watah on da remainz, he burztz forth with an inane grin on hiz face. ā€œZurprize zurprizeā€ az he headz for a GENSUI perf on da organ, pauzing only to try to wrezt da holy watah off da priezt. Like two handz fighting :dong:

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Wtf.

Randomly da :dong: got my respect with his hot generically Asian tranny wife with big ā€œwesternā€ eyes and pale skin, juz exactly whut da gorgeous dark skinned Asian goddesses is brainwashed into believing is pretty.

Edit:
Randomly, she’s got Korean blood n is not Chinese like I thought
Wtf.

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I think they make a very sweet couple tbh. :innocent:

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I’d join in for a threesome tru

:joy::woman_facepalming:daddy dongah!

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As long as its not another D960 I support!

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When he signed with DG back in 2017 the Goldberg has already been scheduled:

The first recordings to emerge from the new agreement are reported to be an album of popular piano music, The Piano Book , and a recording of Bach’s Goldberg Variations.

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Hahahaha FUCKKKKKK da DONGAH soundz totally ZHITFACED at tha beginning?!?!?!

Dats pretty gud!

Haha, diz gensui: ok, first we expect u to rec da chop stix n furry lize, nextup da gold diggah varz. Quite logical n expected ordah of recs, tru

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I wish he would get more in to pop music.

And get more out of classical. :sunglasses:

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Pulse not steady enough to sync with a drum machine : )

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