tru, which sdc legendz vil moz lykly rape demzelvez on da DUCH c-maj zcale tezt? 
vil da 
random dex be enuff wizout prax
vil da 
be zaved by hiz 200 czerny etz
vil da 
be allowed to play it in octz?
n randomly da 
already fail diz on da zupahvirt
dizcuzz 
I think tha gould would be even faster and more even than the douche
tru, but he will prolly try to bring out different voices and fail the eveness test
Not quite. Listen to his Beethoven Op 111. Even Young Richter never played those runs that quickly… and they’re plenty even.
da duch chop 25-11 is much more gensui than da sock, just da final 2 measurez.
tru, tho i was just mockin/praising his polyphonal abilities
da dong will play like this…
First VERY slowly, with “beautiful” cantabile style…
then VERY FAZT WITH DONGAH FACE AND STACCATO JUST COZ HE CAN.
And the final variation…
MORE NOTES!!!
Da duch says… “you fail.”
“I know. Your career is not big yet.”
hahahahahahahahah
hahahahha da unexpected imaginary capcunt
Hahah, you asshole. I get banned (unable to see the boards), and THEN you start supporting the Gould. 
Gould had an absolutely insane technique. There is some footage in the new Monseignon documentary (terrible as far as docs go, DONT BUY) of him playing Beethoven C min Variations, and his thirds just are insane. He would give Lhevinne a run for his money in 25/6, no doubt.
I have heard his transcendental studies, and highly respect them even though the Mazeppa sounds more like a Caprice.
Thank you.
uze welcum
hav you heard gould’s islamey too?
No
Pozt it!
Please do. I can only imagine how Gould would play Islamey.
maybe I am makin a fool, out of mah abd sefl, but I am 99% sure gould neveha recorded da bombah and dat falloutt is kidding,
ahahaha da fallout unleazh cg due to falzely recognizin da dnephi pozt az cg
da dnephi wuz talkin about da DUCH tru
Tru. Thanks for clearin’ that up. I didn’t realize that they thought I meant Gould.