Messah from da nju MOFO

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Luvig (1famoz compozah) kolz me estarday. R 2alog:

Luvig (1famoz compozah): Hey MOFO!
Mah: Aha
Luvig (1famoz compozah): Datz me, Luvig,
Mah: Aha
Luvig (1famoz compozah): Nu, I iz Luvig, I iz famoz compoza!
Mah: Fuckoff
Luvig (1famoz compozah): Ha, nu da MOFO ur!
Mah: Aha
Luvig (1famoz compozah): Lisn, deriz a bunch of MOFOZ out dere!
Mah: Aha
Luvig (1famoz compozah): Go dere, introduce ur MOFO!
Mah: Aha
Luvig (1famoz compozah): Yo fuckah, das ur lisn to My-Genez-Self?
Mah: Aha
Luvig (1famoz compoza): 1s again–I iz Luvig–I rite Pissonatah nd Ham, ur bastard (bastardo in Italian)!

Haaaa, datz anoder story–ur knou–Luvig knouz langvijez, so mah seez dat datz Luvig Hiz-Genez-Self!

Mah: LUVIG!!! DATZ UR-GENEZ SELF!!! MAH-BAD-SELF CNNOT EVEN KOL UR MOFO, 'CUZ UR BEYOND ALLDA MOFOZ!!! UR DA… UR DA GENEZ OF ALLDA MOFOS!!!

Here litl story–ur knou–Luvig can answer den HIS-GENEZ-SELF wants2. Remembah, like to datz vankor–graf, o prins. Luvig saz: “Fuckof ur fuckin graf (o prins)! MY-GENEZ-SELF iz not want ur fuckin mani! Cuz I iz da Luvig–da MOFO of allda MOFOZ! Nd mah bolz make enuff sperm to stick my cock n2 every hole, rite genious music, nd tell ur-miserable-self–stick ur stinky cock in ur ass nd fuckoff, ur fuckin vankor”.

Yeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!! Datz Luvig!!! 8) 8) 8) —Da GENEZ OF ALLDA GENEZ compozahz evah made! Da man of honah–den Hiz-Genez-Self da not like shit–Hiz-Genez-self saz–fuckoff!!! 8) 8) 8)

But–ur knou–, interesting ting. Den Hi filz RESPEC from sumbody, Hiz-Genez-Self iz becomin shy nd modest 8) 8) 8)
Az after mah-bad-self telz to da Luvig:

“LUVIG!!! DATZ UR-GENEZ SELF!!! MAH-BAD-SELF CNNOT EVEN KOL UR MOFO, 'CUZ UR BEYOND ALLDA MOFOZ!!! UR DA… UR DA GENEZ OF ALLDA MOFOS!!!”

Luvig (1famoz compozah) telz me: lisn carefuli. MYGENEZSELF da not hear a fucking thing, cuz all outside sounds disturb MY music inside of MYGENEZSELF, so I put permanen earplugs nd live with my music only. I dont need fuckin mani, cunts, nd grafs–MYGENZSELF want to live nd fuck wid my music only.
But… MYGENZSELF herd datz derez a place where de r some MOFOZ. Go dere, tel dam dat ur MOFO of allda MOFOZ, nd dat Luvig told ur 2 say dere 2 fuckoff, cuz I iz da Luvig Van Bitovin, da man of da mans, da man hooz above of MOFOZ hof allda MOFOZ, cuz I iz da GENEZ, nd wrote my Ham, Debili, nd 9 Simfah to tell to males-nd-females–FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU AALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Datz mah messah from Luvig (DA MAN F ALL DA MANS, DA MAN HOO IZ GENEZ-F-ALLDA-GENEZ-F-ALL-DA-TIMES)----FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

RESPEC 2 LUVIG!!!

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RESPEC!!!

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DA BEST POST EVAH!!!

iz u da krit in disguize? 8)

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hahaha
WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

or maybe da sanzone using da SD style 8)

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Cuz datz all tru. Mah telz ur word 2 word wot Luvig saz. Nd wotevah Luvig saz commendz RESPEC!

RESPEC 2 LUVIG!!!

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Mah da not give a fukk az da hoo datz random fuckin calzone iz? Mah bringz da messah from Luvig–da very Luvig who knouz langvijez–he can tel you bastard in English, bastardo in Italian, herr baster in Geramn, les bastardeaux in French, bastar-sun in Japanese, bastarharisto in Greek, bastardus in Latin, etc.etc…

Mah bringz da messah from Luvig–da very Luvig who da not give a shit bout graf (o prins) nd saz “Fuckof ur fuckin graf (o prins)! MY-GENEZ-SELF iz not want ur fuckin mani! Cuz I iz da Luvig–da MOFO of allda MOFOZ! Nd mah bolz make enuff sperm to stick my cock n2 every hole, rite genious music, nd tell ur-miserable-self–stick ur stinky cock in ur ass nd fuckoff, ur fuckin vankor”.

Mah bringz da messah from Luvig–da very Luvig who’z Da GENEZ OF ALLDA GENEZ compozahz evah made! Da man of honah–den Hiz-Genez-Self da not like shit–Hiz-Genez-self saz–fuckoff!!!

Mah bringz da messah from Luvig–da very Luvig who da not hear a fucking sheeyat, cuz all outside sounds disturb HIZ music inside of HIZGENEZSELF, so HE put permanen earplugs nd live with HIZ music only. HE da not need fuckin mani, cunts, nd grafs–HIZGENZSELF want to live nd fuck wid HIZ music only.

Mah bringz da messah from Luvig–da very Luvig Van Bitovin, da man of da mans, da man hooz above of MOFOZ hof allda MOFOZ, cuz da Luvig iz da GENEZ, nd wrote HIZ Ham, Debili, nd 9 Simfah to tell to males-nd-females–FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU AALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

Datz very evening (den I tok to Luvig), mah lern 1 mo ting. Luvig (Luvig Van Bitovin, da man of da mans, da man hooz above of MOFOZ hof allda MOFOZ, cuz da Luvig iz da GENEZ, nd wrote HIZ Ham, Debili, nd 9 Simfah to tell to males-nd-females–FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU AALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!) tot me: "Da not give a shit bout any mudafuckah–graf, calzone, or otherwise. Remembah–ur da MOFO of allda MOFOZ. Ur da want RESPEC. Iff sumbody telz you bout calzone–tel how I tel to dat fuckin graf (o prins)–“stick ur stinky cock in ur ass nd fuckoff, ur fuckin vankor.” Or say hou mah used 2 tel to another graf–“pull ur fuckin ass on ur ears and shit all over ur sholderz”.

HaHaHaHa–got da messah??? 8) 8) 8)

Datz Luvig!!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Considah dat mah introdukshn of mah-MOFO-self 8)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

i haff to ask, who da FUCK iz u?

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HAHAHAHA
ask wotevah your want. Derez mah answah:

Discuss

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HAHAHAHHAAAHA

now i know 8)

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Hahahahahaahaa, genius, man!

This topic is now officially Scrib-approved.

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ummmm, what? :confused:

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yourself r about to bring da disgrace to dis thread.

8)

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i didnt think it could get any worse :unamused:

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Seemz lyk Chick disapprovez :frowning:

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hahahahahahahha, dont worry, she will cum round

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Haha,

Do you mean “she will cum in rounds”? Dats wikid 2, mah guess 8)

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hahaha, i said dat az a tru test of mofoz, if an mofo replied wif DAT JOKE, den i will officially pronounce den a TRU MOFO

derefore

U IZ A TRU MOFO!!!

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Hahahahaha,

DA TRU MOFO daz not give a fukk for diz fuckin test, 'cuz A TRU MOFO iz TRU MOFO 'cuz he iz DA TRU MOFO nd daz not give a fuck 'bout anythin.
Got da hint? :wink:

derefore

Mah gonna ban my-tru-mofo-self for a week o so 8)

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FUCK OFF