PAV COMP capcunt #1

a jury membah seekz guidance from da legendary one 8)

da CYP CAT: “so if da PAV dun win, i shud rezign from da jury?”

da :ziff: “tiz da rite thing to do”

:ziff: : in 2005, I vil send mah Son on earth. It vil be ur Savior wiz da holy mizzion to bring da decadent sl*w world back to me.
CYP CAT: I’ll reconize him

letz hope he dun think itz da thor :pimp:

:ziff: “i truzt u to such sheeyatz”

da CYP KAT: “i undahztand yo perfectly ma lord. but where iz i to find him? he sayz hez not entahring anymo compz” 8)

:ziff: : he had da choice to die on da crozz or too get a lib career…

da CYP CAT: o lord, dost thou see mah enormous glasses? dey represent mah big eyes dat can see n perceiveth even da most subtle m*sical ideaz

:ziff: i also see your crossed legs. dey represent your tiny cock which means dat you sl*w. lookz lyk your gonna be mah beeyatch

Jackson?

i dun get dat one

da :ziff: : (in profound voice) tiz tym

KAT - fo wut?

da :ziff: : tym fo a nap, at de age of 84 i iz feelin a bit sheeyat