random genzui of yo teachaz

diz place fo da quotez you wish they had told you on day 1, mofo-i-fied of courze:

“Da performer alwayz tendz to think he iz alone on stage. He iz not, he iz wit da piano, and if he doesn’t connect to da piano den he doeznt connect to da music.”

on mizzed notes during runs: “prezz da keyz zo that they touch da floor”

From a Moscow professor:

‘It don’t mattah how a girl playz, az long az she lookz hot’

But what if dey can’t do either?