random Newfoundland person, or "Newfie", joke

    The Best Pub in the World

A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Newfoundlander were
sitting in a bar in Toronto. The view was fantastic, the beer
excellent, the food exceptional.

 "As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer 

pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a wee place called
The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you
buy four drinks, he will buy the fifth drink for you."

 "Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London,

the Red Lion, the barman will buy you your third drink after you
buy the first two."

 "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Back home in Sin

Jahn’s there’s the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the
place, they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you
like, actually.
Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you
upstairs and see dat you gets laid, all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the
Newfie’s claims, but he swears every word is true.
“Well,” said the Englishman, still suspicious. “Did this
actually happen to you?”

   "Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Newf. "But 

did happen to my sister quite a few times."




:dong: 8)



Very funny. Newfie’s are actually really funny and friendly people in real life.