RIP - Cindy Elizondo - da 2000 Mizz Texaz Pageant Queen

diz literally da old dayz comme rape ztyle -exactly-

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hmmm, zhe livez o diz a joke?

https://www.discogs.com/release/15278383-Those-Darn-Gnomes-Calling-Whitetails-To-A-Tuned-Bow

FUCKKKKK ZHE IZ ALIVE

diz her, 100%. google it. zhe iz alzo a ventriloquizt hahahahahaha :gold:

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zhud we invite her to da SDC? 8)

pozz a ROCKY 3-2 mo her ztyle, da mendelssohn intro randomly not bad at all? juzt can’t play da fingahfuckah zheeyat

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ahahaha actually, zhe wuz thinkin how her perf UTTAHLY OUTCLAZZED da abzolute bezt da :ho: had to offah












in :jp: :sunglasses:

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In her defense she have beauty queen diet blood sugar so probably experienced the whole thing as a dream.

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She’s still kind of hot and also sugar mommma material.

Haha this “Dr. Keator holds another unique distinction: she competed in the Miss America Pageant, and while she could have played the piano for her talent portion of the competition, she chose instead to perform a ventriloquist act.”

Def her!

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HAHAHAHAHA DA LEGEND

ALZO A BIT

MILF :girth:

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“seizures”

sum of which happen at da 88 ic

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So zhe’z alive aftah all… thnk Gawd, hu elze wud b here 2 play Zhowpan’z Zherzo az elokwently az zhe doez… :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :dong:

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No wondah zhe went into epilepzy monitoring… da Showpan Sharezo rendizheeyat wuz aktually an EPILEPTIK FIT!!! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
zhe iz tryin 2 kure her zelf…

dat explainz it all… :smirk:
:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

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Proof that mRNA injections were covertly tested 20 years ago

:sunglasses:

Miss White Settlement gave it a second try in 2001 wit da Chopan General Sharetzo No. 2 (?)

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How does she do a perf like that with a straight face?

Hehe I love that she’s a brain surgeon.

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can you imagine her fingahz in yo brain? “zure moi know how to do diz BANG BANG POKE RAPE

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BAHAHA

classic