My teacher wants me to learn some of these to help my battling tech, anyone have the sheets? rezpec d’avance.
tell yo teech 2 kindly fuck off
improv improvez tech 
onli play piecez u lyk 
not dat i dun lyk deze piecez 
tru 
actually dey are pretty badazz (any1 haz a complete rec ov all of dem?)
probably zum ov da mozt effective exercize
dey work on ur dex moztly
tha GRIFFLAH one in aflat minah pozz tha bezt
Some of them are way too easy, but some are actually really annoying in a Czerny-like way. Only played 2 and 6
Lol tru, I deleted that Raes set even though I didn’t have any other
i guess these etudes are too shitty for a serious pianist to record them. ive also played a few of these, and while they are good technically, they are pretty devoid of musical content. not worth my time.
no1 iz undar8ed
tru, musically they’re really not worth that much. But they beat czerny anyway.
Q: VUD U LYK ZUM MUSHKOVSHKEE MEBBE…?
A: No.
Q: deedleydoodledeedleydo
tru diz iz why I’m a work on 'em.
hahah tru, tiz fuckin klassik
juzt goez to zhow da 
doezn’t take no zhit from othahz
The one Hamelin plays is one of the few really musical ones.
dey iz all gud
juz need zum 
perfz