Dis approach is ruby certified.
I know a jyard mofo who would go dere every week n fuck 2 chicks a time.
i iz pondering about openin da SDC Academy
prerequisite: must be penizt & mofo
ahahaha fo diz analogy to make zenze
da math profezzah iz only cumparable to an 88 profezzah in a cuntzervatory
da âzuccezzfulâ clazzikal penizt
wud be mo equivalent to
an ABEL prize winnin math mofo
Correct, as music is subject to opinion
Also, we must deal with the competition mafia like Kazheeyatzky
Iâm requesting dat da start her own comp and award moi a prize to pad my resume
âDa First Annal (sic) Sino-American International Piano Competition, Beijingâ
Actually, I can put a non-existent prize on my resume anyway
Wut about firzt prize in an exiztin zheeyat lyk da SDC CUMP
Dey can cuntact da MART n verify all relevant info
Can a jury membah entah as a contestant and win?
Not in da zame yr obviouzly
Hahah da Paderfuckah comp hath a Piano Academy summer program too, I reckon it increases da chances of getting picked fo da comp itself?
Same mofos run da Academy
Yeah. This is just my hunch but I really do think itâs the case: if you round up 2000 random children and drill them from the age of 3, half in math and half in classical piano, youâll end up with 50 math professors but maybe not a single classical pianist whoâd be competitive if you released them in the wild. The 185 mofos who got cleared from the Pad comp are the math PhD equivalents, the Kholodenko, Kern etc the professahs, and the Doc, Sok, Trif, Truf etc the Fields medalists. Itâs that rare!
Tru, with a few exceptions tho
Thereâs an interesting precursor to this, re da 64 and the Polgar sisters, as their father specifically set out to produce a world-class player. As Judit was briefly in the world top 10, iirc, Iâd say he succeeded.
Iâm not so sure about that. And also it depends on what you mean by math professor (internationally known? leaders at their subjects?). Sure there are pianists that are known at a local level, and are accomplished. Similarly, not everyone who becomes a math professor makes a lasting impact in their field (I should know, Iâm going that way and Iâm incredibly uncreative). The âFields medalâ analogy is probably better, but doesnât tell us anything about the difficulty of doing mathematical research vs being a pianist.
I would rather say that such bold statements about the difficulty of different disciplines are extremely hard to back up, since human understanding of these matters is very limited at this point in time.
I like Chiu, but not enough to pay for DPs