Random zit down n live memorization ov da Depuzzy etude ZLIT ZTYLE (in reference to her legendary 3 hour learn n memorize n play ov da Warzaw conc streaming stunt
Ok, now I iz going to da carnegie hall rectal dat I wuz invited to by a composah mofo who wantz me to rec his 88 piece on hiz label.
I gotta see what the dude has to offer first.
He regularly books da Carnigga Weill Hall n even Alice Tully Hall wiz hiz own money fo mofoz da unleash hiz compoz
I wanna see what I can get out of it if I learn hiz 80 page solo piano piece
You just start your introduction like this:
“Hello, I’m Michael, I’ll do a - FUCKING - masterclass on - CUNT - Debussy’s cocksucking Etude ‘pour les degrés chromatiques’. You’ll have to excuse my language - SHITTY ASSHOLE!! - I suffer from Coprolalia and can’t really - FUCK! - control it. Now let’s start with the first bar…NIGGER! ASSHOLE!”
Hahaha yes!
That Depussy Etude is a bitch to play well btw - good luck TM.
I tried it once and couldn’t get some passages completely clear.
There’s a live recording of Haskil where she fucks up at exactly the same point where I failed…
: juz bunch it up boii
