To Chris: if there is a way to settle this:

Now, I iz now ovah 18 yearz old. Tru, I will turn 20 in septembah. I wuz immature when I wuz hating you fo not giving moi da ziff in Torino.

I think I joined dis forum in 2006. Mah first post I asked fo da Ziff recz (BBc mprov cid), and den said FUCK YOU ALL.

AHAHAHA. Daim. Dat account - “m(1).-k(2).-(3)a.-y(4).-k(5).-o(6).-v(7).”, wuz da first TM account.

Dis place haz brought nothing but joy to me. Internet addiction is a real thing. SDC is more addictive than coicaine. I want to stop. It’s been 5 years. This has to end.

Just when I got brothel access, I want to quit dis.

And pozz, please delete da copy of FUCK DA CANDAIN vid, everyone hu haz it. Dis is mah final request.

Maybe I will see some of you in da real world. Until den, PEACE!!!

those vids and the .gif are so golden though