[vid] complete pimpzon wiz commentaire!

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Randomly, I looked through some of the rep choices. There’s one dude who, apart from Erlkonig and Meph 1, is playing nothing but easy sheeyat. Which begs the question, why choose to play Op 111 when you can play 31/2 (the mozt raped son at my music school)? :brotha:

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Becuz I want to challenge ma cock and grow it 8)

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Stick to jelqing.

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Iz dat Chinese? :blush:

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They could probably use it. Japs too. :dong:

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Hilariously, I still use dat orange low chair to work on the octaves every day, really forces you to play the efficiently, from the key, no shoulder weight…

Hofmann said in his book - full shoulder weight should be used very sparingly, I think he is right. Otherwise it just takes too much energy to play, not efficient…

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On the otha hand, he sat quite high at da 88 himself.
And it’s economic if da stronger muscles support the weaker ones…(by being actively involved)

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hahaha da ZEPP n FEZTIN iz right, unleazh it TM-ztyle in da comp…

…with commentaire 8) diz will help da jury to underztand da piece bettah

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HAHAHA!

I can also mention how ZHEEYAT da jury iz n also incorporate zum LOLITA TALES to keep da audience from zheeyating azleep! 8)

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Da TM as a 21zt zentury Vlad PACKMANN
(but with infinitely bettah technique)

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Randomly talking while playing is pretty much

Clazzical RAP 8)

Man, I’d love to acquire da Pachmofoz ultra zmooth lightness n Jew Perle…
Datz pozz a long lozt tech dat ALL da golden age mofos had

Or pozz diz an accidental zheeyat resulting from ancient recording techniques.
We will never noe

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AHAHAHAHA FUCKKKKKKK CLEARLY DA BEZT ADVICE ZO FAR!!! 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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Hahaha!

Let moi check da OFFICIAL COMP RULES N REGULAZHEEYAT

n c if dere is anyzheeyat forbidding

Talkin while playin 8)

Alzo, I might az well display ma cock n balls on stage fo vizual effect 8)

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HAHAHA TRUUUUU u iz a TRU PIONEER in diz genre :sunglasses:

da ROBBAH may haff alzo made zum headway in diz gensui genre a few yrz ago but left no evidenza 8)

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

one of da chix at school requested a vid of diz… zo I sent her diz juz now…

ok, do I say anything bad about Chinese chicks here? idk, I hope she laughs at this.
diz da chick dat ma ex hated… I should come by her house n play diz fo her, she lives basically on da next street.

too bad I’m too much a pussy to hit it!