we need some recruitin tactics...

…to get :doc: back on da side of FUUUUUUUUUUUUUURY and not just da incredible speed and moistah

any suggestions on how we convert dis mofo?

:mrgreen:

hahaha, dat might do it

:astonished:

i’ll do it…even tho hiz black azz rezidez in amurica sumwhere, I feel our canadian bond az well az both of uz bein half azian will allow me to infiltrate his thoughtz.

From there I will introduce tha piper, and pozzibly hiz wife, to fury. I will show them the following SDC vidz in this order:

  1. Eternal Damnation
  2. 25/12
  3. ziff rach 2 with random comme voiceover
  4. dongah doing hadokens w/ “BRUUUUUUUUUUU!” sound effect.

From thiz point he will likely realize that hiz speed and raw tech that seemed so effortlezz to him wuz due to his lacking of fury. Although tha doctah iz no strangah to fury, i mean, “you’re not going to tell me da doctah iz a stranger to fury!!!”, I’m sure tha aforementzioned vidz would increaze it tenfold.

and then to cap off mah lecture wit da doc i will bring da JAPbeeyatch hozt of tha supavirtuosos sheeyat and get him to laugh at hiz jokez when he’z not even trying to make one.

:doc: :doc: :doc:

i hate rob

hahaha tru tru