which pro peniz getz da moz puzzy?

:dong:

da RUBY?

living or dead?

of all time i’m gonna go with paderewski

living i’m gonna go with yundi li
even i’d do him
and he sucks

:dong:

da shrimp looks like a woman, do chicks really wanna do a guy what look like a woman? esp when they could just do another chick :zhreddah:

I’d also vote Ruby. Paderewski would’ve picked up but I’m not sure he was as much of a philanderer as Rubinstein, whose poor wife Nela suffered throughout their marriage only to be left for the 30something Annabelle Whitestone when Ruby was 90. You gotta admit that’s cold. :pimp:

azn chickz digz fagz lyk dat, kinda lyk Jonahz Brothahz in da UZ.

jepenzah it haf 2 b da DONGAH

hez been in mo puzzy den TAMPAX

:gav:

All I know, it’s definitely not me.

liszt!

liar

ahahah da jeff, tiz only appear dat way cuz moz of da tym, deir only otha alternative iz

da jeff 8)

hm… just remember, 1 halfie counts as 2 8)

I do.