n in dis article he alzo sayz :
“There’z nothing lyk a Hamburg Steinway, there’z nothin bettah. Da americanz are flattah, n da medium-high registah iz weakah. Dat’z da reazon why, when tryin to compenzate, many peniz screwed up deir right hand. At leazt, dat’z my theory.”
hahahaha fuckk randomly I haff nothing to record
n he iz da first who’z playing on da brand new steinway in da brand new concert hall around here, a bit wikid
hahahaha FUCKKKK randomly mah comp wuz being gay n I couldn’t log on foh lyk 2 weekz.
Zadly I wuzn’t able to boot
but da FUCKING ENCOREZ HAHAHAHAHA DA FUCKING DOC!!!
he gave 2 : da firzt tym he came back n said : “I’m gonna play sumthing I wrote last year, tiz a tranzcription of da Tchaik’z Berceuse foh da left hand only.”
hahah tru a bit wikid
n da last tym he came back n said : “Now I’m gonna do sumthing special. I haff nevah played dis in concert befoh, so wizh me luck.”
n da critic in da newzpapah da next day ended hiz article with sumthing lyk : Tiz difficult for any normal human being, with only 10 fingers, to play so much notes per second. The Steinway seems to have survived.
Daim!!! mah bad self haff da scoh and it looks fuckin inzane!!! Daim pozz da doc will play it es encore on moh recitals, and a boot will be gievn to mah bad srlf
