…probably more like…
da Cherub: Do you need a fluff boy before your concert? 
da Salmon: 
ahahaha Fuckk da vlad harzhnezz 
rezpec yo gig cherp, tru 
be that the Brahms 3 vln zon, randomly?
who iz diz mofo? I thought diz waz da salmon cutletz and waz lyk wtf he’z dead.
ahahaha he vil fo zhor dizhonah da dead mofo’z name
da only mofo dat i iz willing to turn da page iz da dongah.
kritty: wonder which gesture/facial/gyrations/orgasm/maniac laughter/hadoken he’d utilise to indicate the pageturn, though its more likely that he’d just fart.
not so cg 
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!
tiz thread randomly reminds moi ov da recent movie called “da page turnah”.
a sheeyat movie tho.