Da 88 codin :lib:


diz mofo want to make a code fo each hand motion
pozz an important ztep fo 88-:robot: programin :sunglasses:


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HAHAHAHA fuckkkkkk da zepp vil thoroughly inveztigate diz zheeyat

When he cummah back tonite

REZPEC da MART :sunglasses:


haha da 10/1code

clearly diz mofo tech superior to da WIM

an in depth zepp analyziz zhud determine if itz zuperior to da

:zcholah: :sunglasses:



ok derez no chance fo da WIM to reach diz level of tech even if he ztart ovah az a minimofo

n ztudy full tym wiz da zepp :sunglasses:

ahahahah fuckkkkk diz mofoz raw dex clearly exceed both da WIM n da ZCHOLAH

but wiz diz theory he iz doin a bit too much micro-codin pozz

fo da zepp, da 10/1 iz juz two zheeyatz

zwipe up from 1 to 5, n zwipe down from 5 to 1

da 234 juz go along fo da ride n cuntribute very little to da zpeed of da mvmt , zo 15 125 135 145 1235 1245 1345 12345 r all ezzentially da zame zheeyat :sunglasses:


alzo fo ROBODICKZ programmin

da bazicz iz juz

define 5 fingahz wiz diztance cuntditionz fo every pair of fingahz to zemi-mimick da human hand

ie: da thumb can crozz ovah/undah large diztancez. n da fingahz haff ztretch limitz but can alzo crozzovah each othah a tiny bit

diztance unitz = numbah of white notez
0 = same note, 1.5 = C to Eb, 2 = C to E, 7 = octave etc
pozitive # = normal ztretch
negative # = crozzovah

1-2 (7, -4)
1-3 (8, -3)
1-4 (9, -2)
1-5 (9, -2)

2-3 (4, -1)
2-4 (5, -1)
2-5 (7, 0)


da prog vil zcan a MIDI file n run a zearch algo to find da bezt (or moz human-lyk) fingahrin by tryin to maximize a function where:

every fingah-fingah crozzin = minuz 3 pointz
every thumb-fingah crozzin = minuz 1 point
every jump (a move exceedin all da diztance limitz) = minuz 5 pointz

u can add otha reztrikzheeyatz lyk

zingle note thumb on brotha key = minuz 1 point
repetitve chord diztancez = pluz zum numbah of pointz (diz zo it vil not try to play an alt-oct zequence az a double tremolo in 9th goin up :sunglasses: )
excezzive repetitive uze of 1 fingah = minuz zum numbah of pointz

or leave out da lazt zheeyat n let da :robot: dizcovah da clazzik 2424 fingahrin fo da PIMP ZEPP :sunglasses:


Interesting, but my French is not good enough.
Seems to me though that the idea is not new at all - someone like Gyorgy Sandor (in his book “On Piano Playing”) also mentioned five basic technical patterns in playing da 88: free fall, 5-fingers patterns/scales/arpeggios, rotation, staccato and thrust. Plus the importance of alignment. In fact this book is very helpful in analyzing and solving technical problems.


I see

He should have tried these moves out on actual rep tho


Dat anal-ysis of motions would be legit if he

Demoed da whole mofo up to tempo first.

Ma chick plays bettah den him but he probably

Sucks dick better.

I’m out


It’s useful to categorize and anal-yze motion patterns and hand positions.
Howevah one should take care to diztil bazic truths from them that always apply in the same way for everybody, because no hand-shape and no body is cumpletely the same.


Exactly. Also, diz all dicktated by da actual sound u haff in mind

Dat :fr: mofo be tripping

Like a non-tranny Taubman (TaubMAN) “tech method”



ahahahaha mannnnnnn diz mofo’z 10/1 demoz juz

200 tymz da tech level of da TAUBMOFO GORLANZKI GRANNY :sunglasses:


hahah tru with diz approach da :robot: often find original zolutionz

in diz caze I bet da :robot: will dizcovah

da :raised_hand::fish:





I haff watched 5 minz of da Taubmofo grannytranny and itz enough to put me to sleep. You can tell it’s pay by the hour lol


AHAHAHAHA mannnnn diz inzane NN GENSUI zolutionz!!!

alzo diz clazzik:


da zepp iz juz grateful dat

he vil at leazt haff a headztart to prepare fo da up-cummin APOCALYPDICK ROBO-HUMAN 88 DUEL :raised_hand::fish: :sunglasses:


ahahaha da GORLANDZKI GRANNY iz pozz da biggezt 88 fraud of all tym

i iz zhor da HATTO at da tym of her chopgod recz cud haff beaten her in a DUEL :sunglasses:


I’ve tried to find recordings of her playing any actual piece and couldn’t find anything. From what I can tell, there is zero evidence of her playing more than one measure a time at a sub-Wim tempo, so why would people go to her workshops? The emperor has no clothes…


There are pretty good 20+ point hand tracking algorithms. Google deepmind could analyze the end point and external location points to find best paths. Here is a multi joint model with real physics learning how to walk.

More finite input could be Haptx over stereo optical algorithms. I work with them here and there. Could nudge to abandon abandon surgical robotics inputs in favor of hand fish research fingerings


haha tru da gretah good fo mankind :raised_hand::fish:

I will pozz invezt in diz 22$ handz FPS Handy Hands - Asset Store

before raizin 22 milionz fo da



fo zum reazon i alwayz knew

da SDC, a civilization of mofoz wiz da MOZ PROFOUND LOVE fo da 88

wud bring about da END OF PENIZM AZ WE NOE IT :fire: :japanese_goblin: :sunglasses:

"da path to hell iz paved wiz gud intentionz’ :sunglasses: