Da YASH TOT 1zt prize perf cummah (viewin not advized randomly)

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Haha this was bound to happen.

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Wtf dis CLEARLY a well-prepared perf

Dayum…

I c, da Yashk wuz basically promised a first prize no mattah what?

:sunglasses:

Ok, dese comps need to haff an audience votah component

I can get ma SDC n azian Lolita army to help moi out next tym

:tm:

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Da GREEK MOFO cummah!!!

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AHAHAHAHA FUCKKKKKKKKKK!!!

i iz only 7 minz in but derz no way diz MOFO vil haff any YAZH TOT level fakerudiez in diz perf

da zepp vil cummah back n confirm hiz verdickt tonite :sunglasses:

diz comp :comme: :sunglasses:

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AHAHAHAHAHA predicktably confirmed

diz anotha priztin perf dezpite zum :zcholah: interp on da mini caddiez

i wundah if da YAZH wuz da firzt to play, n deze 2 mofoz heard hiz perf n both thought:

"daiiiim i juz need to chill thru ma conc at half zpeed wiz no maj fuckupz n da gold iz zhorly in da bag :lib: "

lil did dey noe… :sunglasses:

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I think da YASHK wuz last to play, to preserve da original order.

He played second-to-last in round 1

Diz comp pure WTF.

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ahahaha truuuuu

dey pozz juz heard da YAZH TOT in da prax room :sunglasses:

lyk u heard da ZHOEMAKAH zheeyatazz MEF2 in da prax room :sunglasses:

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I think my final order would have been the exact opposite order of the jury’s choice.

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Haha holy shit

Tru

:sunglasses:

How do u mofos like da TM avatah?

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Got bigger tits than your average crush :stuck_out_tongue:

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:approved:

Haha
Dose are PECS, mofo

:sunglasses:

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If you say so. Not implants? :laughing::joy:

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Ok, I’m not an expert in male plazdick zurgery.

All relevant HOT DUDES are also going in da newly reopened Lolita thread.

See yo azzez dere. Not in a ghey way tho

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Haha, da kommentz huv been dizabled…:face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

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Diz Yash (huevah he iz) vid iz totally fukkkkd up. If u play lyk diz, u zhould not be awahded a prize, no mattah what. If all da finaliztz play lyk diz, dere zhould be no prizez. Diz iz a zkandal. Fukkkk kompetishunz. :rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage:

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I love how at da start of this comp - one of da jury cunts came up n said “diz comp will be done absolutely fairly”

I c

:sunglasses:

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Da otha 2 finalist mofos played bettah den him, juz, not up fo contest

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If I could have steered things I think my pick would have been the BIG HEART JEFF. It did feel like we watched the greatest moment of his life unfold on camera, but I thought that was the most memorable performance of the competition. The Skoromofo too, but unless I’ve forgotten someone the jazzking would follow as 3rd.

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:whale::whale::whale:

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please tell me you replied tothatt

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