Piecez wiz da moz wikid BAZZ


#1

Which piecez arouze da moz RUMBLAH in da JUNGLAH? :sunglasses:


#2

Da chop zon2 fun march obviouzly :sunglasses:


#3

Fo zum reazon black key octz in da BAZZ can be hit wiz mo force n haf mo effect den da whyt

diz y a bottom Bb oct boom iz da moz powahful raw oct on da 88

Mo den a bottom A oct becuz yo brain regiztahz a danger ov rapin itz pinky finga if u blazt n mizz da A, zo automatically putz da brakez on :ho:


#4

Ahahahah diz analyziz iz correct in regardz to academically recognized styleez of 88 playin where accuracy n avoidance of injury r top 2 prioritiez

Dizregardin diz, u vil find dat any white key oct in da bazz can be attacked wiz juz az much fury az da low Bb oct

uzin a clazzik zepp rape move known az da CAMEL HOOFZLAM

(Term coined by da TRUMOFO tru :sunglasses: )


#5

Haha I haf actually zeen da DONGAH fingah octz wiz a 543-1 combo fo gensui ztruktural zupport :dong:

But he ztill raped himzelf, pozz needz to try da :camel:

camel-toe-1


#6

Ahahahaha da 345 structural zupport iz a legit tech

But fo maximal RAPE potential da zepp ztill recummend da :camel: HOOFZLAM:

7’00 to 7’30izh tru :sunglasses:


#7

HAHA fuck tru a gensui move

Da DOC climax ov hiz JEFFZKI improv caddy alzo:

Diz raw double forearm ZLAM tech a zumwut unda-uzed tech :sunglasses::girth:


#8

HAHAHA TRU diz clazzik

REZPEC da DOC forearm perfect horizontal evennezz :doc:

Da zepp perzonally prefah da raw elbow attack fo greatah cuntcentration of force in a zmall area :sunglasses:


#9

Zhorly da mozt legendary practizhonah of da CAMEL HOOFZLAM, taking it to nu levelz, is da ORAGEMOFO.

3.52


#10

HAHAHA TRU da ORAGEMOFO make da zepp look lyk he iz afraid of gettin hiz flu zhot :sunglasses:


#11

HAHAHA mannnnn

Da zepp himzelf dun fear da occazzional cracked nail or zkin rip, but he dun try to

Actively break hiz fuckin handz tru :sunglasses:


#12

Hahaha dat move!

Daiiim!
Legit!


#13

Da moz wikid bazz?

Da Scrib 8-12
Pimp ball 2


#14

#15

da HO ztarz n zheeyatzz :ho:


#16

Change yo profile pic, mofo

How about
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:tmfury:


#17

Most surprising hoofslam/karate chop was Michelangeli in Beethoven 5… that guy so uptight… There a czerny fisting book or something?


#18

I always thought da first entry here at 1.19 had wikid bass sound, ezpezially for mono. Also my fav rec of dis.


#19

The Hoffa left hand thwacked below and da ho repeated 3rd mov bass chords from 1980 rach sonata - the version the didn’t neuter in remastering - that hissing clangy one with explosive low end!


#20

I never heard dat one!