*citation needed
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AHAHAHAH da EXTREMEMOFO back ztory
Bear in mind that the ‘Revolutionary in Octaves’ stunt could arguably well be the most difficult and physically challenging musical composition ever performed on a piano, containing possibly the longest marathon of fast octaves in recorded history. To my knowledge, I am the only pianist in history to have made a video recording of this feat at the correct speed”.
diz zumwut outdated info not wizztandin 
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Dunno he’s got this to compete with. Fastest man in the world impressed.
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Hahahah
Lmfao wut kind of alt octz zpazz tech iz dat?
Well, he probably got paid a higher fee den when da Ho played da T1 wiz Toscanini
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Hahahaha fuckkkk, tru.
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Da Dongah juz a genzui mofo all ovah.
Randomly I got more respect fo him aftah dat legendary Digi unleash
A sound dat is so distinctly ziff, even da 
dun get dat raped alt oct sound
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
dat wuz a TRU COLD UNLEAZH from da fuckin DONGAH
but harzhly handicapped by da awkward CROUCHIN TIGAH ztandin pozition
da BOLT wuz lyk
“zo da 20% cut in prize money wuz to pay fo DIZ ZHEEYAT, FUCK!” 
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Hahaha da Bolt probably heard dat n thought
“Damn, whut a shit zong”
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WHOOZH
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ahahahahah to be fair if dey wanted a RAW RECORD ATTEMPT 
dey cud haff juz hired da zepp
fo lez zay
30% of da DONGAH fee 
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Hahaha randomly 20x cleanah den da record
HAHAHAHA da ZIFF a TRU LEGEND in diz tech fo zhor 
BUT
to walk out into a random ztadium n COLD-RAPE a fuckin DIGI while bendin ovah
iz a zlitely different mattah, one wud argue
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Truuuuu, damn, I dun even see da MENACE trying fo dat level of sheer
Cultural enrichment fo da masses
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ahahahahah zhorly da DONGAH cud haff played 3 tymz mo notez if he tried
but y botha when dey pay u exactly da zame
Hahaha wuz he also
Wearing Nike sneakers?
$50k fee fo dat at least