Done it befo but fuck it letz go
ZOCK
DOC
ZIM
KAT
Zumwut cuntroverially da GENIE 
alzo da GENIE fo zhor needz an emoji?
Trif. Grosvenor, Yuja, Kozhukhin (30+ Chinese chicks dat can do da complete pimp TEz in one sitting)
Hell, I’d probably add da memory beasts: Lisitsa, Melody Chinjob whore, MT, HJ LIM
I never liked Sock, Kat, Zim and Doc.
Da DIRAÑA also deserve a spot sum where.
Maybe on ma lap
P.S. best facials: Fei Fei Fei Dong Dong
No mention of Vol, how can I take diz zeriouzly?
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Not a huge fan of the Vol in the recent years.
hahaha FUCKKKKKK I knew I wuz mizzin zumzheeyat becuz actually da VOL wuz ma inzpirazheeyat fo diz top5 yet I forgot him when makin it 
Tru drop da GENIE fo da VOL
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claydadongah
Da KAZTLE
Da lube
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Hahah.
da LUPU is still alive, isn’t he?
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Haha not on da SDC he aint 
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Btw, da KENNAH is on my top-5 pianist-teachers, juz fo da FURIOUS inspiration. Da foot stomping FURY
haha I’d rather listen to da LUPU than da SOK
Da SLIPPY DICK top 5 cummah, wiv da emphaziz on cum
Yuja
Lola
Punani
Deflowah
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Moi top 5
Da JYT
Da hufflepuff
Volodick (when he avoids “real” zonz)
Honourable place for da 
for being totally gensui.
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Top 5 marketing, up there with da Pooony
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ZIM
DOC
LUPU
PLATE
ORGY
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VOL
WHALE
LUGY
YUJA
GAV? 
or 
but tru how cud a lizt leav off tha DOC n hiz eyeopenin recz n dizcovahriez 
or tha or tha
(tru that iz zuppozd to be a turnip)
pozz tha VOL tha only one fo zho i wud rank
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Da 
clearly a world top 5 rapizt.
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This harder than I think because some dudes are great for shit they previously did. If I judge on current perfs dudes like sock and kat and less so doc waiver a bit.
Right now live perf greatest peniz??
Yuja (exceptionally better than the rest)
Trif
Hough (he a bit more sloppy but the penizm know how still top level)
Grosvenor (dangerously close to lang langing but a unique elemement)
That bald guy that looks like Peter Lorre tho he lack super virtuosity. Also known as Melnikov.
Honorable mention
Argerich (her 3rd sonata without meth feel and debussy encore lately reminding us what she’s robbed us of for being a bit OCD and or lazy with new rep)
pletnev
wang
hamelin
hough
sokolov