Furthermore, I propose to do away with the jury system entirely.
Votes shall be cast thru da SDC poll system
4’33?? That’s such a bad piece. I demand it should be replaced by Alphonse Allais’s 1897 Funeral March for the Obsequies of a Deaf Man.
u iz tryin fo da ORGY prize
Prize humbly accepted.
Can I play any sheeyat I want at da prize winner rectal?
o vil u be there?
I will livestream a random sheeyat
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
da TRUMOFO juz preemptively POGOed diz comp
REZPEC
Tru!
I charge 600 ziffro to appear in da prize winnah rectal which I may cancel last moment and give a speech on Flat Earth instead