2nd Evah International Piano Competition fo Speed Demonz

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da THRILLZ! da CHILLZ! da long 8==========D awaited greatezt arbitah of 88 technique returnz at da regular 11 year interval.

[color=red]DA [size=Huge]SDC[/size] ZPEED [color=yellow]DEMON 88 COMP

we all remembah da glamorouz soiree of da 1zt evah international piano competition fo zpeed demonz. zuch fury, zuch zpeed, zuch zheeyat dey cried frum da balconiez. :orgy:

now on FEBRUARY 15th, 2018 da newcomp iz upon yo-bad-zelf. To regiztah, juzt zay dat u iz regiztering. mah-bad-zelf vil add u to da lizt

current line-up:

  1. da ZKEP

“da zkep known fo hiz eely fingahz, da zlick furry zweat giving dem da extra glide needed fo UNPARALLELED ZPEED. dey iz like alienz on ivory. alzo he iz a :ghey:”

  1. da TM

“da TM iz a handicap 88izt n thuz iz difficult to beat b/c zympathy, born wiz no zoul n only fire in hiz belly. He play fo hiz grandmama, who he lovez lyk zhe wuz a tranny JAV”

  1. ???/

DA JURY: da sdc (any mofo/mofette), da ZKEP, da ROBBAH, da TM, da ZEPP, da ZHREDDAH

da jury can compete n vil probz win

DA RULEZ:

  1. points fo zpeed, da FURY, comedic gensui, zheeyat, octz unleazh, cheating, pimp hats, zhadez.

2)points deducted fo phrzing, mzic n zl*w (unlezz :pogo: zlow).

  1. da following iz cuntroverzial: tone cluztahz, da MOIZT, random impro, extra gliss, da FURRY n zhud all be highly utilized 8)

all decisions are final except not at all, u can appeal :jacko:

but due to too many appealz lazt comp (famouzly) u muzt appeal via da sdc-approved MS PAINT.

dere iz no cozt to entah, n da zkep vil giff u back rubz if u win

da REP: (note correctnezz penalized HARZHLY)

1 etude by Liszt, Chopin, Rachmaninov, Debussy, Saint-Saens o Bartok

2 of da following (da equalizah):
Feux d’artifice
Zcarlatti 141
Herma
4’33"
Comme le Vent
Erlkonig
Asturias

pluz 1 mo encore piece undah 5 min, wutevah u want u mofo

da zpecial prizez:

da :hatto: prize go to da bezt cheatah, 30 ziffro

da :orgy: fo da bezt jurizt

da :comme: fo da mozt artiztic uze of zpoken word in dere perf

let me know, u can chop up da vidz if dey frum yo phone

8)

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haha yeah right

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entah da comp u puzzy 8)

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

REZPEC diz corruption 8)

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Who the hell is da sdc?

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da othah membahz of da SDC. entah da comp u mofo

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tru 8)

u zhud entah, u haff a gud zhot

ur ztar powah n ztage prezenze iz juzt wut diz comp need

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I will entah pozz only wiz any rep I fuckin want.

Jury kan bow down b4 mah sizable nutsack 8)

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AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

tiz da learnt opinion of ma lawyah dat fo eztablizhed SDC maeztroz lyk da TRUMOFO n da zepp

dere zhud be an appearance fee of

500 million ziffroz

payable upon regiztration tru 8)

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I will submit an entry on behalf of my ex.
Wiz da snoreberg vars. 8)

I waive my right to da entry fee and will settle for

A copy of da Friedrice 1940 acetates 8)

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da TM added to da rostah 8)

HOO ELZE GOT DA ZTONEZ?

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da zkep vil giff u 69 ziff if u entah

az mentioned, correct notez iz highly frowned upon, da rep iz chozen fo da ZHEEYAT

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Hahaha but da firzt sheeyat nevah happened?? :comme:

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True!
I was say about da same sheeyat.

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zound lyk 2 puzziez too zcared to entah

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You going to enter with your imaginary rep again Skep?

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da zkep entrant #1, az clearly written above

tough talk for a bitch too zcared to entah 8)

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everywun afraid to get da :bronze: behind da ZKEP n da TM

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Can I put this prize on my resume along with da other imaginary ones? 8)

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I hereby withdraw from da comp.

First I will put my vote in for da first prize ahead of time:

Shared first prize: Zkep/Zepp

Peace 8)

I might also walk out as a judging membah of da jury :orgy: