American dildo association annual (sic) meeting

thanks for the interest

we are now full for a Feb 14 meeting

agenda:

  1. dildo storage and care
  2. advances in modern dildo design
  3. spreading dildo user awareness
  4. questions
  5. society membership renewal

Will there be any special sessions on alien or animal shaped dildos or are they included under the halo of the other topics?

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older member will remember last year we had a session devoted to animal dildos

If we have a quorum for alien dildos it might be added to the agenda.

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Alien dildos have been historically underrepresented and I hope at next years meeting there is a plan to remedy this. Thank you very much!

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alien dildos represent a small share of the market, the demographic of consumers who are into alien themed sex toys splurge on full body models instead.

wait, we’re still shitposting or…

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Bro I think you about to get cancelled by the alien dildo people. Thin ice as fuck. Better abandon.

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You’re already othering them by using the divisive and prejudicial term ‘alien’

Better do another diversity course before your next interview…

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Fuck.. I meant differently terrestrial! My lived experience is different. I meant no harm!

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guys I was trolling I swear.

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ok fine, I give up

see u at the meeting tomorrow
:redface:

zoom.us/join?confno=8529015944&pwd=&uname=dildo%20association

Need to cover dildos for furries

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Meeting running late….

Dildo stuck in my ass

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@Dr.Milf

@Lola

because of a personal emergency… meeting delayed until Feb 15!